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 23.04.2014
Protection of 1. My daughter has a monthly cat. The San-Tech doors are now open, because the pot is sorted, and reminders are hanging everywhere.
My MCH, coming from the sorting: why was this door there closed?
If the bathroom door is open, that is not a problem.
Emm... in the sense?? to
I (without any back-thinking): so what... there is a hole between the sorting room and the bathroom, the child walks freely.
MCH: (pause mines on 5, nothing predicted) su-u-u-uki!! I almost went crazy!!! to
I (hoping in front of the compound half a meter from the scream): 0_0 eye.. Please clarify!!? to
*** by
History of MCH (in short!I get out of the bathroom after an hour of soaking... a small kitten sits on the carpet, looks at me, says MYAV and goes under the bath. I look, there is no cat. I go out of the bathroom, the cat sits on the doorstep, looks at me, says MIAV and goes past me under the bathroom. I look, there is no cat. I go to the kitchen to tell your daughter that the cat is somewhere under the bathroom. in the corridor the cat sits, looks at me, says MYAV and goes past me further under the bathroom... I didn’t get to the kitchen, in half an hour I smoked half a pack and here 3 days I go think that it’s time for me to go to the psychiatrist – to Korneyeva, to the hospital. Thou shalt go! Why are you stupid, stupid???! to

And I was really like that cat only I was able to say... %)
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