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 28.04.2014
I recently purchased a pair of Energizers for electric combustion in the format of old Soviet round batteries. LR14 - 26 mm in diameter and 50 mm in length. Weight of 100 grams each.
I have a bad habit of machine reading instructions.
Instructions in different languages. Only in the Russian version 2 points more.
1) Do not swallow it.
2) When swallowing go to the doctor.
At this time, the thought is grizzly – did they mean a psychiatrist?
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