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 02.05.2014
Discussion of the announcement in the newspaper: " I will help create a page in social networks, etc.". The comments:
I’ll help you open the phone book and turn on the phone.
I will learn to murmur.
I will show you how to sneeze quickly and efficiently.
A professional chicken. Call and register.
I will learn to scratch.
Q: Do you have pain in your side? Is the hand gone? A professional with thirty years of experience will train you to turn from side to side.
Zzz: Do you still not grind when you drink a spoonful of soup? Our training will help you to quickly and qualitatively learn how to scratch from all types of spots and circles!
Survive as God!
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