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 16.01.2008
The whole truth about the wind...

HY is:
the door...you open...on the threshold...I...I seem to be wrong...but when I saw you I immediately wanted you and decided to find an excuse to stay...I asked for a glass of water...you offered to enter...

by SHI:
...I let you in with a slight confusion... please take off the shoes... I decide to help and with a smile I lean to shake them... at this time you are...

HY is:
I stretch the width and from it right into your face my standing member runs out.

by SHI:
I wave and give
Have you decided to drink this water? Take a pinch...
I start to roast from indignation, I don't notice how I shoot, and I think that's not the case.

HY is:
I catch your hair and stretch your mouth on my guise.

by SHI:
I shout with a dying voice.
Idiot, it was my eye.
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