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 04.05.2014
Seberya: Why do the princesses of fantasy (Arwen of the Lord of the Rings, Jennifer of the Witchman, Keithan of Mortal Kombat), who are 200 years old, not only retain the appearance of a twenty-year-old girl, but also the desire to cuddle for young warriors, while the years lived had to kill the youthful caprices of these wise grandmothers?
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