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 04.05.2014
RJD discussion on a well-known website:
Especially funny when the head of the IT department puts the railroadman (your own), and his subordinates profile specialists.
I knew one such leader. In an informal environment, he was unimaginable:
Imagine, this sysadmin in a sweater like that all with university education begins to advise me WHO we buy equipment, type cheaper. Do you imagine? I tell him: first bring an explanation of your yesterday’s five-minute delay to work (we’ve got our drums set up, God give us), then bring your appearance into line with the company’s requirements, put a plan of your work for the next month on my table, and then come and give me advice when I call you! He was hiding from me for a month. So I then called him, checked the execution of his work plan, kicked off for the inaccuracy of the formulations, for low performance and for the fact that I had 2 days the internet worked badly, some sites did not open.
Or here’s another masterpiece: "You want to say that there’s a processor in a cell phone?!!! Do you know what a processor is? Come to me to work, I will show you what a processor is! There are 5 in total."
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