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Toxicate: Strange these cats-my is afraid of the vacuum cleaner, which never even frightened him, no vacuum cleaner..and He is absolutely not embarrassed to sit / lying on a curling like a circular, shaking old, washing machine at the time of pressing...
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Cats (arphagraphy) roar and whisper at inhalation, and also determine the mass, respectively, the size (fighting characteristics) of the opponent. The volume of the lungs is proportional to mass. Accordingly, when there is an unhappy creature nearby (otherwise it would not have been a spire) of infinite size (the constant blowing of the vacuum cleaner), they crash with bricks.
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