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 09.05.2014
I am here to get acquainted.
I am a BDSM lover.
He is a slave and is looking for a mistress.
My husband :^)
Tagged with: facepalm
I: I took pictures of my loved one in the male belts of fidelity, with a strapon in the ass, etc.
Fuck, where did he come from?
I: I said I love the role of Dominic, there is no slave, but I will be happy to take it. Do I really have my inventory and do I agree to new experiments?
He burned and said yes.
I: I gave him pictures of the swab, the vacuum cleaner, the washing machine and my apartment.
The second day no longer responds. What is the place where he "is ready to do whatever you want"? If you can’t banally wash the floors... eh... not the slaves now... not the slaves now...
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