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 09.05.2014
Here is the advice:

All the things, wives/girlfriends take with you "for company" for shopping. Take it and go with her to the gun store! Especially if you have a license to buy something to "choose, touch, sample everything you like."Yes, not forgetting to say in the beginning: We are for a minute.

and----

Oh, such a thought had visited me once. Only I, then turned to everything about spinning, pulled my own into an impressive size fishing store. Literally from the threshold I heard her "WOW, HOW THING IS INTERESTING" and until she re-examined and touched the thousands of shining flashes and hundreds of bright floods, we didn't leave, forty minutes there wandered. And I just wanted to buy the thread on the shovel, even a little bit prepared in advance without delivery.
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