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 09.05.2014
In general it was so. My aquarium is 150 liters. The caterpillars flourished like dirt. They don’t go to the store, it’s a pity to throw away. And here, miraculously, I meet the announcement, the children's psychoneurological internship will welcome fish, plants, etc. with gratitude. In the zoo.
I called, agreed on May 9, the second half of the day. Holidays and holidays are comfortable for everyone.
Just after the shaley went home and in a good mood caught three three-liter pots of livelihood, plants to a bunch, soil of 20 kilos, a fish sachet, all things.
They came shortly. I met you on Hurricane, thank you. I catch a fish, I ask, and the soil is needed, 20 kilos? They need, they say. I am hockey, I will bring happiness.
I go out the door, spring, butterflies flowers. Beauty in general. And here I am all such in camouflage, opening the door of the psychiatric department and frightening the gentle butterflies, carrying myself to the car, chewing fun with a wet aquarium bag.
And only when I took the ground, I finally realized why I became the object of such close attention of relatives and dusty sanitary workers.
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