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 10.05.2014
1: Tonight, at two o’clock, the phone started ringing. I shut down the call. He calls back. I throw. They call again. The number is completely unknown. I could not answer, maybe really. I didn't have time to say a word - there a drunk lady begins to order pizza, rolls, in general, shit, and even with such claims, which was not immediately answered to her superiority, does not listen to anything at all, it's got a man to eat pizza and all. I promised the fool everything I could, that I would come now, a gift from the firm, had to turn off the phone. In the morning I watched more than twenty "unaccepted" calls! And a voice message at seven in the morning that it will never ever order a pizza from me again!
2: I was offended. Sitting you understand the pizza is waiting, split already... And now is the time to work!
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