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 12.05.2014
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I ordered myself to breed cockroaches than to buy them, and yesterday I bought in the zoo a glass terrarium and 1000 individuals of marble cockroaches, half of which wanted to freeze, but it happened, I live on the 5th floor in the 9th floor building, the elevator did not work, climbing up, on the 2nd floor stumbled and fell, he severely cut his hand around the fragments of the broken terrarium, climbed on me a hundred cockroaches!!! You would see how many of them were there, they all ran away. I didn’t know what to do, I ran away and was scared.

1) Will they die?
Can my neighbors arrest me?
What’s going on in the summer? (nearly)
Can they get into the apartment?? to

I'm sorry for the mistakes, I write from body to body, I'm afraid to go there, there's all the entrance in the cockroaches(((
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