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 20.05.2014
19739 year of our era.
All the laws of the universe are revealed. An inexhaustible source of energy. Synthesis and resynthesis of substances on an industrial scale eliminated the shortage of rare materials and solved the problem of radioactive, toxic and other waste. There are no more wars and crimes. Instant movement to any point of space. Artificial intelligence systems developed hundreds of times superior to human (as of the beginning of the 3rd millennium). Quantum computers can predict the future for a year ahead, with an error rate of 0.5%. Human intelligence and other abilities, including life expectancy, have been multiplied by genetic engineering. All diseases are defeated. Humanity has colonized fifteen planets in different parts of the Milky Way and one in the Andromeda Nebula.
There are only two unresolved problems in the world that all research institutes are working on:
What to do with gay?
Can I wear socks with sandals?
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