bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 31 - ]
 21.05.2014
As our company decided to go to a restaurant, my companion (he has a little daughter) decided to book a place on the phone and he calls there, his manager asks how many of you will be, my companion, breaking off the phone, turns to us, well, how many of you people, begins to count, and says to us five people, here his daughter interferes in the conversation and declares - I am not a human, I am a shark, a companion immediately corrects: we are four and one small shark))
Source: http://bash.im
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna