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 23.05.2014
Writing with a friend.

She: Yesterday at home I managed to fuck about the doorstep. by Ibn Spina.
Now I have such a long bleach in the spine area, it smells like a tattoo. very beautiful. And now it will be yellow and green, and there will be a look at all.

I: Listen, maybe you were cursed? Well, that’s what... (the girl just broke her legs).

She: It is not cursed, it is called in ordinary people "Razyebayka". I even know where it all comes from within me.
A person whose mother in the country rides in rubber boots in the bathroom in order to find out whether the ice is frozen or not, I think there are no other options.

Her sister, by the way, also began to appear, but she does not break herself. The world around you. A man who in one (one) week managed to burn two new ones (!!!) Microwaves, one multivark and one stove, I applaud standing.
Now the whole family is wondering which side it will take next. The fire of fire, as if it had already conquered us.
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