My colleague (k) was pleased:

Q - Tell me, richer of the Russian land, do you have a stock of overseas smartphones, and with an apple, that the idol foreign bite his American bite?
I, in my confines, left two barks with an Adam’s apple imprinted on them. What is Barry interested in?
K - I have a smartphone, and there is a problem with it - whether it's awkward or not, the overseas barina doesn't recognize without a word of secret. And the word is not simple - the letters in it are overseas and the numbers are Arabic. My priest says the number of the beast in the word is hidden! So I soaked my finger into the glass, thirty times a day. And it is okay if you walk the way, but you are baptized on the worm of Satan's iron under the ground - it is also tolerable. But if you are rushing around the center of the capital on a chariot that moves about 150 horses, then you can scratch your chariot unwise about the hologram. And it's okay if you have an Uzbek holop on the ishak, then you can be a fan of the German baron.

That's why I ask you - can you not change the glass of the devil with an apple without a peripheral to the same, but already with an Orthodox peripheral?