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 29.05.2014
...There are normal people everywhere.I was stopped somehow for exceeding 68km (the sign did not notice the repair) on the track.Money 100 rubles in my pocket, to the city 100km.So it turned out that in the car are just purchased stove and a microwave.Long bumped to let go, the guy behind me does not rust, etc.And here I was obscured-without a back-thought I say to him:
Take a straw?No money with you...
His eyes look round, I understand that there is little sting, I say.
-Well, take the microwave yet, new everything with checks, only from the store.
He went down and walked into the roof of the roof (the one on the road catches):
Do you need a microwave?
Lenya, squeezing, approached the car, and realizing the meaning of what was happening, through tears said:
- Yuri Alexandrovich, well, we are not pirates, so that we can take the plugs from you.
...They shortened, they said that I did their day, they wrote out five hundred reels and let go.And here, apparently, on the laptop in the patrol car, another man like me, painted in front of the camera.
I hear again in the matyuhalnik oret:
A red carpet for abortion!And the wild rust of both... The lazy man could never stop...
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