These two:
...We will not call you for a test drive, you come to the dates all so dressed and dressed, you build out of yourself a simple deity, and we must immediately buy a cat in a bag. And then, when after the wedding we live with you together, it turns out that this cat does not know how to cook, at home lives Scottish, and generally meant everyone. But somebody bought a standard set of female catches and married this barahlo. It is comfortable.

This is one of the most important things in the world.

To marry after the first date no one forces you, and consider the business of the girl can be for a couple of joint holidays. And you yourself, men, never say "Hello! I like you. Let us meet? I will bring you with my shots and prevent you from breathing not like my mom!" - also come all in white and look in your eyes devoutly, where it comes from then.
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I think you will be a wonderful couple.