So I worked as a programmer. And to the question "Who are you working for?" I answered as is. As a result, all my acquaintances and friends call and drag me their system drives, notebooks and even phones for repair, asking for a choice of a travel device to update. All explanations about the difference between a database programmer and a computer slider are empty. In one "great" day, it all broke out for me. And to the question "Who are you working for?" I began to answer "Architect of Databases and Software Shells". The calls are silent. But yesterday a friend called and asked to help him design a variety in the country.