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 12.09.2008
Look at two quotes:

One of my acquaintances told me. She has two daughters. The older 6, the younger 5. The little girl in the garden:
Which dress would be more beautiful to wear so that you like it?
The Senior:
What a dress? Show him a naked letter and you will like it right away!"

A letter from two friends:
The first:
He gave me a diamond ring.
The second:
Do you want the knives, right?
The first:
- And what I'll ask, I quietly put it in my pocket and got up with cancer.

It seems to me that they are the same people, only slightly grown up? and :)
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