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 04.06.2014
XXX: How I got the news about Ukraine...
You don’t live with my husband yet...He looks at everything on this topic and every time “rejoices me with this news.”
UUU: And here I lie down, I watch yesterday “Let’s get married” to myself calmly, he rushes and cries “You heard, heard, heard the news???“?”
UUU: I have a myocardial infarction right away... the war of fucking started exactly...
UUU: And he is so calm “The new ferry has become even thicker...”))))))))))
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