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 04.06.2014
In Chelyabinsk there are several wild beaches right next to the street. Swimming is prohibited. for environmental considerations. But some swim, and mostly sunbathing eating the view of the enormous Ashan on the other shore. Previously, the street was abandoned and 2-3 machines were driving on it in 10 minutes. Not so long ago made 6th, and places 8-10th strip track. The asphalt is not yet breathable and fly on it. Two lighthouses across the street and the glory of the GBDD several pedestrian crossings. So I also like to sunbath and in sunny days I risk life twice in a row, at least moving the object there and back. Once exactly in the middle of the pedestrian, two big and fat jeeps struck me from two strands at a speed of at least 80 km in 50 cm. Thank you for the extraordinary birthday really done. After that, like a matador's coat in front of a bull, I carry a large bag with a blanket, an inflatable pillow, a book reader and a liquid. I do not risk walking with my family, we walk 700 miles to the lighthouse and then back.
Now the joke.
I am going to the transition today.
BOMB, a dry old man may not be an old man who knows them, burned like a black man goes through a pedestrian crossing and holds before him an old-fashioned three-kilogram hanger with balls on his sides.
and what? Revenge will be inevitable, hold the fascist grenade!! to
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