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 06.06.2014
The court in a civil case, the buyer of a new apartment (claimant, I) claims that the builders did not complete the work. The construction company swears and fears that the work was done and, as proof, leads the judge (C) to the meeting of the living brigadier (B), who allegedly performed the work.
Q: Brigadier, did you do the work?
B: Yes I did it.
Q: Was it done correctly?
B: Yes, for sure
C: When was it performed?
B: 3 April
Who gave you the keys to your apartment?
B: Construction company
Q: How could they give you the keys if the apartment was handed over to a customer with a full set of keys on February 1?
B: I was given the keys.
Q: Did you give the keys to the brigadier?
No, I didn’t, I see him for the first time.
Q: So you were in the plaintiff’s apartment on April 3 and did work?
B is yes.
Q: So you illegally entered the residential area. Criminal proceedings must be initiated.
B: I didn’t do the job. I did not enter anywhere. I see them all for the first time.
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