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 09.06.2014
I have a small online store. I only got to the computer in the evening. I saw an order. Time at 18:30 hrs. Well, I think it’s not too late, I’ll call the buyer to confirm his order.
I call from the cell. No phone for a long time. Then they answered with a tired voice:
and alo!
Is it such a thing? I ask you.
and yes! by ALO! Speak to!
You are worried about the online store. Control call on order.
Yes, I already understood! I have ordered!
Or order 10 units of such goods?
and yes! Send it!
Your order will be sent tomorrow. Apparently at 8:15, at 8:20...
I have understood! Send it!
They put a phone. What a nervous client. Look at the index – Mommy dear! Magadan area, they have half the third night!
The next day at 2 p.m. I get a phone call, I crash.
A quiet stealthy voice from that Magadan number asks:
Did you send an order?
I have vengeance, shit.
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