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 20.06.2014
of Kiev. of our days. I am standing in line at the box office in Silpo. In front of me are two raggles with lion’s beer. The first says:
And about this our beer is already filmed.
The second:
and yes! He was created by the Lviv brewer in the 19th century, his love was huge with one wildness! They - Robert and Zoso - even a monument in Lviv! These are the ones (attention!!!) Shakespeare wrote Romeo and Juliet.
I can’t stand it and ask:
Shakespeare died a few centuries before them.
And this lady answers me:
“You, Mosca, with your Soviet brahma, you have to pass our Ukrainian history to us!
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1406/o140619.html#9
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