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 25.06.2014
He spent the whole day in the office, wildly hanging. I go out, take the car, go out to the dacha. I do not remember how I arrived. I open the boiler, immediately pull the pump, attach the hose, start to water the garden. You know that in order for the hose to go further, you need to squeeze a part of the output hole with your finger and then the stream will hit better.
I press on, popper.

After 40 minutes, which I spent somewhere deep in my mind, I go into the greenhouse with tomatoes, take another hose. The same scheme: I press my finger to lick further.

Thirty minutes later, I went to the toilet.

He recovered a second before the disaster.
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