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 25.06.2014
Is it possible to regulate the gender of the child?

YYY: It can be. In order for a son to be born, a woman immediately after sex must knock a nail in the wall with a hammer, and in order for a daughter to be born - again immediately after sex to wash the floor. This was seriously told to me by my aunt with a higher technical education, the leading engineer of the CB of a large factory! Here is the Enlightenment!

Zzz: What if you hit the nail first and then wash the floor? Trans or Twin?

YYY: And that’s how LGBT representatives get out :-D

zzz: Fuck, I knew that my mom’s love for sex washing would not lead to good!
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