The classic has been forgotten.
And how without that...
And yet another:
Add to:

xxx: I would like to hear some helpful advice)))
Fly with Aeroflot aircraft.
Keep money in the savings box.
When you leave, turn off the light.
Not to hide.
Take care of
Smoking is harmful to your health.
Koi iron - count the money without leaving the box.
PS: After reading, burn, pull out the cable, squeeze the glass.

Do not drink much, do not swim for bucks, carefully open inside, take care of your cucumbers.

If reason and life are dear to you, stay away from turf swamps.

The idea of this fairy tale, and maybe not a fairy tale, will understand not only an adult, but even - he-he - a carapace: Don't stand and don't jump, Don't sing, don't dance Where there is construction or hanging cargo!
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If you are rushing by the corridor on a bicycle, and in front of you suddenly came out to walk - do not turn into the kitchen, in the kitchen a hard refrigerator. Brake straight to Daddy – Daddy is soft, he will forgive.