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 26.06.2014
I was in Murmansk a long time ago. I went to a network supermarket, exactly the same one we have in Moscow in the neighboring house. On average, the prices of all rubles are 5-50 lower for the same products. The range is much larger. A, they also have a holiday of 53 days and "northern".
I am looking for something special for big. Where are the best prices and more options? In the Peter. And with shipping by mail once in 2 times cheaper than ordering on the Moscow website with courier delivery. And all kinds of funny monuments to birds and cats ' for good luck' and museums, museums, museums.
of Krasnodar. The most delicious Cuban tomatoes, not evergreen greenhouse something.
Altai - excellent honey, clean air and fantastic nature.
Kaliningrad... emm... – Kaliningrad!
Veliki Novgorod - the Kremlin, a museum with Bibles, beaches, apple gardens, people who sincerely love their city and are ready to tell its history for hours?
Vyborg - interesting architecture, pre-racial parks, good people, wild northern nature.
Novorossiysk - the opportunity to engage in windsurfing, windsurfing, diving and snorkeling all year round, steep fishing of non-six-eyed three-headed mutants and muddy moscovite.
Anapa - paraplans, deltaplans, horse rides in the mountains, the sea from May to October, apricots and cherries on the streets instead of wicked topols.
Adygeia - rafting, trial, excursions to the sea through the mountains, wonderful water from which the hair is like silk.
The list can be continued to infinity.
And I, fucking, now what, hate all Russia?
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