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 30.06.2014
The money at zero, decided to bomb. I go, listen to 'Leningrad' and look for voters. A girl stops a flower. And I am brutal: not a shave, a jacket on a naked bluse. The garage resident. The girl asked to turn off the music, she was called. And here, she arranged, and I forgot to return the music. I sing the last motif. I see horror in her eyes. And then I remember that the last thing that I sang in half a voice, it sounded like 'we will drive through and Pushkin, and Pavlovsk, and Kamchatka, and even Ural, only if we were not caught by the menticet, I did steal this car.
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