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 02.07.2014
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We have a small hospital, ambulances only take us if there are no more places anywhere and three rabies bites a day. There was another case, so in general 3.14children. The winds were standing with the saucers at the stop. A cute lion came out. They all fed him and swallowed him, and the fox took him and died. Well at least. I checked, yes the rage. Then they walked all over the city, catching out those who stood at this stop.
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What other shit is that? Did the fox eat all the blood at the stop? Anger is transmitted only by contact of saliva with blood. If you simply chew an animal or bite through clothes or not to blood - no one will get infected. And how could they verify that it was anger? There will be nothing in the blood of the potentially infected until it is too late. It is verified only in one way: take for analysis a piece of the brain of a dead animal. Did they go to that stop behind the lion's body and make an opening? Do not panic people! I know you just have instructions to vaccinate everyone who has turned to the injury point with a bite. However, the rabies medicine has side effects, and it should only be spotted when it is reliably known that the infection has occurred! What is this country with so much statistics? Every case of rabies is recorded. And immediately take action as soon as at least one sick animal is detected. And three vaccinations a day is a breakthrough even for an epidemic. Think about what you are writing. Doctors are melting.
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