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 03.07.2014
I heard the ears in the bar. A drunk girl with a half-empty glass of beer tells two guys:
I get very easily drunk. I need a tablespoon of alcohol (showing a distance between the fingers of 2 cm), and I will be such a drunk (showing a distance of 15 cm).
You are what! Have you been driven so far from the circle?
No, you are the fourth.
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