From Habr:
Oh of course! In short, the plan to combat piracy in the Russian Federation is as follows:
1) Make a shit movie
2) No one gets rid of him
And so on??????? to
4) The Profit!

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Here is she, here is she, the spirit of my dreams!! to

Disadvantages: Healthy

From the story of the girls who rested with M. Prochorov:

After dinner, Michael called me and another girl, Alain, to his room. I was stressed, I immediately thought — it seemed normal, but turned out to be a perverse. I packed my suitcases and searched for the nearest Russian embassy.

But events developed in a completely unpredictable way. We came into the room, he closed the door behind us and offered to lie down. He didn’t dress himself, and he didn’t tell us anything about it. Alena was not afraid, and I thought nothing terrible would happen to me. When we lay down on his huge bed, Mikhail took Turgenev’s “Groza” (two copies) from underneath the pillow and asked us to read it out loud in the roles.

We have read. Michael was listening. And I, watching the torments of Catherine, all thought what the oligarch had conceived, having so decided to distract our attention?

And what then?

It turned out nothing. Michael just fell asleep, and did not make any of us an inappropriate offer. During the day we were skiing, in the evening the situation repeated. Only five girls were invited to read.

So every night we read him something from Russian classics. There is no intima. At the same time, it is not worth thinking that Michael is homosexual or impotent. He loves women very much, but with some special love.

In America there is such a famous radio host: Roger Hedgecock.
Hedge is translated as a cloth, a fence.
Cock as X.

This is Roger Hueplet.

“On the night of January 1st,” says Lee Danwen, “there were a lot of people in our dormitory... in our room, and we had dinner together.
It was a new year, I said.
“Oh, yes, maybe,” said Danwen indifferently; it seems he hadn’t thought about it. There was a man named Grey. Everyone calls it grey. He asked us what his name would be in Chinese. Well, we said - 灰 huī. What else could we say? So, I thought he didn’t like it. This is a bad word in Russian, right?
Yes to Danone. But I agree with you: really, you could not say anything else in this situation.

Each zebra has different stripes, that is, each has its own pattern, as well as the spots of a leopard.
The zebra has a barcode and the leopard has a QR code.

I am, of course, not so lazy, and not so stupid, to transfer subjects twice, but being in the first class of Hym. College, I went to the store that is opposite the universe. A row of 5 people, and I have a break of 10 minutes, and here comes a woman of 50, right when my turn comes. Well, she, of course, asks to go outside the line, said in a hurry, to which I replied that I am also in a hurry and eventually a verbal mess began.

Russia, I adore you! Only in this country in the frosty March morning can sell from one pot of mimosis, fermented cabbage and perfumes!! to

I feel like a veteran.
WOW: What is it?
xxx: today in a steam car from Odessa, I roll on the upper, bottom girl of 16 years on the phone with boyfriend Vasey:
I am going to Kotovsk.
No, not in honor of the cat, but in honor of Kotovsky.
It is you, Vasya, named in honor of the cat.
and KOTOVSKY? This is the type of Chapeau.
Was it a control in the head?

We go out with a girl from the metro "Petrogradskaya", which is in the city of St. Petersburg, and head to the Square of Leo Tolstoy. A woman comes in and talks with us.

Can you tell me where the river is?
My Girlfriend: Thoughtfully – The River... To the Left.
I: And right and straight and back, this is an island!

Peter is Peter.

XXX: This is the situation, I have known the girl for 3 years. There were attempts to seduce at the beginning of the dating... Nothing went out, I was made a spare airfield. I bite it and jumped. No contact for a year. Communication was resumed. (Correction in contact once a month) But the fact is that we study at 1 institute, at 1 course, at different faculties. Brush each other’s eyes regularly. Only greetings at the institute. And she doesn’t give me peace. I want her and that’s all.

In general, I decided to act. I wrote to her and asked her where to go. The girl agreed on time. On the day of the meeting. "I’m sorry I can’t" Repeated, then again and again 😉
I decided to postpone a date...

What there is in the girl’s personal life I don’t know, but the match is not constant. I wanted to hit it, but I want it very much. Talking to her is interesting and just having a great time. I am in the cow with her.

Yes, I have a twin, we have been together for 2.5 years, but I get bored with her.))) I want to go to the left, and there may be something else. My student knows about my relationship.

Dear forum members, please tell me what to do?

YYY: Prepare for the session.

In a large family, children who like to sleep longer go to school without writing.

(Final accord in a stormy political dispute)
XXX: I read your blog, very reminiscent of the game "Diablo II" from the point of view of sitting behind the keyboard, namely - the unconditional emissary of good, the Hero-Lonely opposes countless regiments of terrible monsters, freeing them from the level of the underground log.

And now the same game from the point of view of the unbiased observer: the murderer and the robber for the purpose of profit destroys the multinational peaceful people of the underground kingdom, simultaneously appropriating their wealth.

We found on:
I had sex with a condom and the guy didn’t finish. Three days later, the monthly...
How do I know if I am pregnant or not?

What’s the difference – a civil wife or a legal woman?
Don’t say it’s like a citizenship or a residence permit.

Favorite today: "Can I buy you a guitar on March 8?"
I asked him three times, fucking.

The Mayan calendar does not include high years.
Technically, the end of the world should have come 7 months ago.

The Mayan calendar does not include the Gregorian calendar.

I worked as a programmer in a company. I worked for two months without a contract. It was not possible to bring documents. I forget to take it, I forget to give it. Finally, I bring a flash with docks scans.
The financial director, not waiting for the end of the printing of other documents, took a photocopy of the diploma from my hands. "Finally we are here!! The first document that confirms your name!"

by Kain 11:54
Are there other minerals in Belarus besides cortophane?

Computer science, 2nd course, introductory lesson:
Computers are new, the next batch is foreseeable shortly, about 20 years later, for this we do not touch anything, we hold the mouse with two fingers, if you are not comfortable, ask for help from a neighbor, we do not tap the keyboard, do not turn the monitor, do not bend, if anything - change your position on the chair!
(Student) Igor Petrovich, the monitor stands so that absolutely nothing is visible.
Prepod thinks and answers - Move the chair, if it doesn't help try to turn it on.

The rest of the couple went through in an attempt to suppress hysteria))