You have a phone, you can call and write SMS. So what shit do you pay for the internet, pursue 3G, 4G and so on to put on the phone a sling that allows you - attention - to call and write, and identify by the same phone number??? Where is logic?? to

And you, son, look at how much a minute of conversation, one SMS and a megabyte of traffic in a package cost. Can you count? Here and calculate the cost of one replica in the messenger, by voice and by SMS. Especially fun when you write with friends in another city. I don’t want to work on SMS.

I tell a friend that there are LED lamps in which you can reduce and add light. They are called dimmer lamps.
She can’t remember the name, then I suggest to remember as the name of the prime minister, Dima-dimmer.
In the store, she asks for LED light bulbs with an apple... yeah, you guessed correctly... with dimon.

I love my lab. At the wall there is a cage with a pair of wave-shaped puppets. Next to the binocular is a pen for flying flies, suspiciously similar to a female’s tail pen. It is assumed that the paparazzi were originally introduced as a renewable source of a working tool.

Friend, you don’t need to explain to me as if I’m your colleague, hug me normally as if I’m down.

They were on their birthday with relatives. Father watched for a long time how the children boasted to each other with spiners, and then issued:
Remove all your spinners. When I was a child, I had a real spinner – Julia was called!

Livinforever: My mother has a khal from the Reichswehr. And I, fucking, strive every time this infection echoingly asks if I closed the session.

xxx (03:24:30)
Go to sleep.
yyy (03:25:14)
It was as if we were sitting in one room.
xxx (03:25:23)
turn to)
yyy (03:25:39)
You are stupid, I turned around.
xxx (03:25:44)
I know )

You run every weekend and think you don’t have a problem with alcohol. Alcohol is no problem with you.

I read the description of the "magic properties" and the benefits of a new-fashioned toy called a spinner.
It develops fine motor skills, which helps improve speech and writing... well, precision of movements... suddenly: getting rid of bad habits... oh! This is interesting, and what? - constantly turning in the hands of various useless objects! tchadown :-)

She is emm.
She: Can I find the file if I forgot its name and where it lies?
He says: I can!
He: Only not the fact that this will be the file.

Vvv: Fuck, I love those headlines!
Workers accidentally discovered in the center of Irkutsk an ancient underground passage... or sewerage.

Literally in the days. In the metro. I feel like the bag is slightly crushed. I look around - and there some Slavic guy, sorry for the detail, appearance, decent such in appearance, already adds my cute military wallet to his pocket. I hardly noticed. But I still say:
“It’s you, Monsieur Cher, you didn’t get that wallet out. There is no money in that.
He turned to me and asked me:
How not?
Let’s go, I say, here.
He gets and gives on the machine. I look - and this is really the one in which I don't have money. I open and show:
There is no money. Some of the visits. A "this" wallet, - I get out of the bag, - here!
Externally, they differ only by a small brick.
But in it, I say, there is no money!
I clean both.
“How,” he said, “doesn’t you?
Yes I say. I forgot to put them there.

No, the devil of course. After all, when he stretched out my empty wallet, I could hold him by the hand and scream that he was being robbed. But he had such a funny face that I couldn’t keep up with another mini-show :)

How can I explain to my husband that I married him and didn’t adopt him?
YYY: Isn’t it the same thing?

I encountered an article in the innet "how to get pregnant with twins", I think nothing about what medicine has come to. There is a bunch of advice what to eat and drink, what to do and not do, including folk medicine, and at the end of the very last item "find yourself a man who in the family had twins and twins" ahaha you could not write a huge article

[25/06, 16:43] Ilnur: I really want to sleep
[25/06, 16:43] Illur: And you know how you defined it
[25/06, 16:43] Natalie: I too
[25/06, 16:43] Nastia: You have fallen asleep
[25/06, 16:44] Ilnur: Taking the book
There is a drawing in album orientation
I kept her in the bookstore.
I wait
Until it turns

Russian porn actress Alina Yerenko, known as Henessy, promised participants of the Russian football team group sex if they win the Confederations Cup.

No, she didn’t risk anything, of course.

How did you see "The Family of Adams"? Yes, all my childhood was on them, it was from them that I became infected with my crown black humor!
Who is the Director?
and Barry Sonnenfeld. Why to you? Do you want to jump?
WOW: I want to know who to hate for the gentle and vulnerable psyche you have harmed over the years of your acquaintance with you.

Know how to behave correctly in this "terrible" friendship - and everything will be a bunch. Not fast, it is so. On the other hand, where should we hurry? There is a whole life ahead of you, and if you love a person, then you will get it all your life.

Friendson, a guy is an irresponsible love, in fact. The name has changed, the matter is the same.
And if you are well in this friendship and you are all alive and ruby and want to see you and pull cloves into bed - then this is not a friend, it is your flirt just stretched. And in "friendzone" you’ve probably never been.
Otherwise, you would work with a vest once a month on the phone and suffer the rest of the time. Because you are not held for a man, and you cannot leave. There are no beaches. And no concerts. And no "guest for two days".
It is quite a bad situation, in which many wienos for the first time learn to think with their head and leave in time.

The non-canonical character of Half-Life 2

I would not have refused to see him in Half Life 3.
YYY: I too
zzz: I would not even refuse to see a buoyant Martian with a swab and on the big in the HL3, only this very HL3 to see!

In the late 1970s in Leningrad bought a Traveller deluxe writing machine, then one of the cheapest. No samples of fonts were given to any bodies, passports were not asked when purchasing. It was printed, however, mainly all kinds of referrals, graduate works and other small-tailored single-use literature. And for the anti-Soviet self-government, not so many of those who printed, as those who distributed, and they were identified not by criminal data, but by operational data.

The machine, by the way, is still printing properly, although it has been slightly broken.