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This is a task for believers.
I was in Kemerovo just during the end of the Maslenica and the beginning of the Great Fast.
Because of changing time zones, he slept all night and woke up around noon local time.
I didn’t eat, I wanted to eat, I went to the cafe at the hotel, I ordered blenders.
There was already a post in Kemerovo, but I lived in Moscow time, I still had a maslenica.
Question: Have I sinned?
Rat_S
If I had brought my aunt to the night, I would have sinned.
I just ate blenders.
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I clarify that my dad works in Gaia.
I have a mental injury!! I hate all the mentions!!! to
WOW: What happened to you again?
No, you have to shake up! I go to myself quietly, here my mom calls me, like come quickly, well, and I, to be "fast", unfolded through the consistent.
WOW : and?
HHH: What is it? What is it??? My father took me for 3 months.
Wow, it’s a tough case ?
xxx: Can you find the audio book from "Flight from Liberty" - from Chapter 7?
Oh well ok. I will put you on the wall.
XHH: And brothers - personal anomalies too) I have not found them at all)
Is this the name of the author or the name of the author? ?
Anomalies of personality
Year: 1988 Author: Brother B.S. Genre: Educational Guide
It happens!
By the way, it is good that there is no magic, but given the number of errors in our books, there was an army of frogs with every print.
The sky, where everything goes
I will soon create a new youth stream.
We will dress normal things, do not drink, do not smoke, do not mourn the mat, quietly, in the basements to watch Soviet cartoons and steal (so that no one will pass) to help people.
And then the grandmothers will chase us and mock us.
Type
What a youth! Books on entrances read, perverse XD People eat probably some necrophilo -zoophiles XDD
HHH
And the necrophile - zoophiles will be offended - the type with whom you compare us at all??? We just love dead animals, and we don’t have a strange relationship with them.
XXX: The Star of the Mine
You are somewhat rude.
Okay, lately I’ve noticed that Svetlana is somewhat annoying.
I am looking for a girl who we signed up with in September 2002. I just don’t remember how it was and in what shell. Unfortunately, I lost all my documents. I would like to make a divorce and without documents is a problem. The painting was 25.09.2002. My name is Tatiana I don't remember.
The management of GIBDD warns of the appearance on the roads of a large number of drivers in minimal configuration. They differ from the usual in the presence of sheep brains.
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And he said that you’re not just doing that ?
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Of course not - he still chases me for beer, washes the floor of my house, washes my socks with stinking holes.
If he does not listen, then I am his winner.
Don’t worry, I’m not offending him.
He has three foods.
Monday Wednesday Friday
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Fuck, and I didn’t praise you so long ago, I said what you’re all nuts...and you Eva how it suffered)))))))
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On holidays he can watch me drink compot.
For the new year, I allow him to listen to the TV working in the neighboring room.
We do not throw away the tree; we make a salad from it and it feeds it until Easter.
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That’s why he calls you shit and not just....))))))I would kill you at all))
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On Easter he goes to the cemetery on the tombs to gather the slugs, and we brotherly divide them:
sweets and cakes for me, fantasies and boxes for him
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He collects fantasies and boxes because he has a dream.
He wants to build an airplane and fly away from me.
Fucking Mother
I wildly apologize.
Fuck how I adore independent girls: I hurt myself, I hurt myself.
Russia is the only country in which there are two capitals between which there is no road.
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A colleague told me.
He worked for a Japanese company. The Japanese chef spoke well in Russian, but, traditionally for the Japanese, he did not pronounce the letter "l", replacing it with "r".
The secretary first shrugged when the boss said to her:
and Masha! I need to remove the fax!
Then she got used to it and calmly replied:
Okay, let’s get so out!
In Chelyabinsk announced a storm warning for the weekend, in connection with which drivers were asked not to use personal motor transport if possible. At the request of the first in full composition responded drivers of snow collection equipment, friendly waiting for the snowfall at home.
Einstein was the first patented troll. He patented the speed of light in the vacuum as the largest in the world. And since then, no one has been able to figure out how to bypass this patent.
YYY: It’s a shame that old Albert worked in the patent office.
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M: The snow is coming. Already accustomed to this arrangement in the morning: awakened - washed - gathered - jumped out on the street - 3 circles around the house - found the car - digged the door - understood that it is not your car - yet a circle - found his car - returned to the previous - digged again - pulled the keys from another car - returned to his - digged the door - dug the car - ran out with a brush - digged all the other parts of the car - cleaned off the snow window - glued the numbers with snow - laid a wheel for the wheels - tried to go out - booked - booked - returned - tried to go out - booked - broke out the car - booked - gasped to go out - accidentally cut the trolley - the bus driver shut down - dropped the car - After the work about the same... >_<
and MV
guarany
04 December 2012 at 14:40
In Russia there have always been 2 eternal questions: "Who is to blame?" and "What to do?"
But solve them could only comrade Stalin, uniting them into one: "What to do with the one who is guilty?"
Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov broke his arm during a visit to Turkey
to whom?! to
The Ministry of Internal Affairs has prepared documents for the competition for the development of special women's models of armoured jerseys, because the "civil" samples presented on the market are not arranged by the department.
XXX: Even in the IMD, the breasts win.
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Irkutsk, morning -27.A bus arrives, the windows are frozen, at the water, the back is almost frozen, the square is cut out to look at the road.The whole bus is hit, everyone can scratch the glasses, but without a result, it is not visible.It is necessary to be oriented in any way that would not pass.There the 65-year-old grandmother pulls out the car navigator, opens the app of the map, and sets the starting and end destination.God give her the bus half immediately gave up the place only if she said where we are happy to eat=)
XXX: What is the hope?
Here is the certificate.
YYY: More
yyy: pension, rn, udo, sik
Tagged: marriage
YYY: if there is)
yyy: like it all))
X: Have you gotten it all?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY)))
yyy: the most difficult was - certificate of marriage)) 1.5 years cared for this document to take))