You speak somewhat humbly and without emotions.
YYY: Without cranes, do you mean?

Chuck Norris was so cool that he dreamed of becoming himself as a child.

Why do dreams have no button "Continue from the place of separation"?

It was in the shopping center. I stand in a line, and involuntarily pay attention to the subject, which is already turning the third circle, near a section with very expensive watches.The subject himself wore sports pants "Abibas", shoes with a narrow nose, a hat, in general, a real Russian Intelligence. After a while (and a couple of circles), he gets a cell phone and begins to scream:
- Do you hear, Kelen, boilers (hours), for three thousand rubles (thousand) to take?
No, for forty it will be expensive, I myself for forty... No, Kolyan, let him take a tricycle. Everything else is cheap...
And then the phone begins to ring... The unwilling listeners of the monologue begin to nervously chick.
The man takes the phone:
and allo! The knees? You go to the knee!
I have not heard such a laugh for a long time.
(c) The Dark God

From the Women’s Forum:

xxx: Oh, girls, what to do, I always give acne on my chest, I can't do anything with myself, I know that you can't :((
yyy: Luckily, fucking, I don’t give acne on my chest just because I’m afraid to accidentally squeeze my chest...

And remember, woman, you are not in control of me - I know how to cook!

Talk to a girlfriend named Kate.
I: Katya is beautiful, it’s a pity that she isn’t.
she:Nada...nemaja is not nemaja but there are some words she gives out.For example, yesterday she gave out "fuck"
I: it’s how much you need to get a dumb man to hear "fuck"

Why don’t you sleep, beautiful girl, in the night you’re deaf?
Q: I clean up the Auggie shelters of unanswered emails
K: ruble of pride personal life node
Party in Greek style

We thought here. Alcohol should also be marked with warnings. For example "Alcohol is fun" or "Alcohol may be the cause of disorderly sexual relations or pregnancy".

We go on the bus. The conductor is lazy to walk around the cabin, so she sits on the seat and screams loudly:" We pass for the ride. Do you think I can’t count? Six came in, five paid. And the rest? andquot;

One thought of a clinic with grandmother's rows causes primordial horror.

In our entrance, under the screw, the inscription was glued: 220 V, do not enter, or kill, or admin will tear off his hands.

At one forum, Dembele discusses the topic of who and how he caught the soldier.
I was deceived by two things: the thirst for the hallway and poor knowledge of the geography of the city.
XHH: I read somewhere an announcement about the admission of Sisadmin. Conditions are great. Zartala is awesome. The amount of work is minimal.
HH: I went to that address.
XHH: There was a military commander...

And at our parents’ meeting, the director of the school raided on the parents why we do not give voluntary donations to the school fund.

What do you know about lethal mutations?
Wings of what?

Sometimes on the street, even with your eyes closed, you can say that you are in Russia.
XXX: I am standing at the stop. Father with son. My son is 5 years old no more.
And the father said to him, "Remember, son, never cross the road like we have just crossed."

by Elisa (10:33:51)
Has my SMS not reached you yet?

‡ (10:35:21)
I go, I hear near the house two grandmothers sitting from our entrance, talking:
- and remember on the third floor the boy has not seen him something for a long time... such a good boy was
And then he was completely spoiled, saying he was sitting in prison.

‡ (10:36:34)
I went on a business trip and you’re already a criminal.

In short, such a picture is sunshine, the sky is blue, the grass is green, birds, butterflies, paths, carriages on them... and everything is pink like the furniture of Barbie. Behind the picture, there is such a foolish voice:
- You are in a magical fairy-tale country... the valley of the fairy and the princess... but suddenly... this country breaks in... a pause (and already with a different voice) - Huyace.
And then there is such a voluminous black inscription of Huiase, which under the Aztecs groul begins to ride on these slopes and paths, to press the grass and all that.
At this moment I wake up from the words "theatre station"...

Chapter 222 – O’Hara

I think the whole country hates the man singing in the bathroom from the MTS advertisement.

xxx(02:13:11 1/02/2011)
Fuck, after I eat onions, the eggs always smell like onions... fuck, is it okay?))))))

jokebyjoke (02:13:46 1/02/2011)
Couldn’t it be??? Do you smell your eggs???? to