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Toy: Now they are psychedelic, and in my childhood, Soviet cartoons were GOOD!
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Young people who are disappointed in girls... I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t argue about mat. I cook well, study in a prestigious university, work in specialty. I don’t tolerate glamorous things, I don’t watch the series, I don’t joke with “sweet” things. I am learning to program in PHP. Not registered in SSC. The networks. I don’t talk, I don’t tell, I don’t lie. I dress according to the weather, I believe that the guy must decide whether he will pay for me or not.
So here...
I am married.
And all because while you were running after the glamorous sturgeons that threw you, and crying in the bore, which you were deceived by the wicked female race, one young man quietly cared for a modest girl from the community.
XXX is
I was awakened by the sanitary technicians....) it turns out that my closet is just super - I have doors except for the toilet nowhere, there is nowhere to remove the dog - the dog is in the closet.)
YYYY
Is the dog in the closet there?? to
XXX is
The sanitary when the closet was swallowed.
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xxx: better find a girl and devote her as much free time as you are going to blow up the internet :)
Where can I find a girl for $900 a month? And also Angel.
DrElliot> If you judge rap by thyme, we will judge rock by ranets
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Yulka will become president, it will be fun, her portraits will be hanged in schools, and schoolchildren will not only be proud of the president, but also if they want to count on him.
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In the philosophy. Prepod says to me, “Andrei, what can you say about Kafka?” “Well, I remember an old joke and answer, “Well, I like Kafka, an offensive graffiti.”
Wake up Siddhartha. In the middle of the working day. I sleep in front of the monitor with my head down on the desk. A peaceful and healthy sleep interrupts the SMS on payroll. I love my job!
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About the militia.
As one of my comrades, who had moved from the raft to Germany, said: "The most difficult thing was to get used to the fact that when you see mint, you don't have to bypass it by a bow or go to the other side of the street."
It is impossible to describe our mentions better.
xxx: Exceeded, I am inhibited by the police officer, I am flying out and out of the course - Comrade Lieutenant, on the Day of the Police, thank you for the service, for the observance of order, the roads in our country are no hell, without your service, no one would have gone anywhere, I congratulate you once again on the professional holiday, apologize, so, without the name of the father, but the Russian Military is a symbol! All good for you. I sit in the car and leave.
YYY: You are a fool
That’s not all yet.)
yyy: urine )))
xxx: I walk quietly, suddenly behind the flashlight, I think - fucking, I got in. I stop, I go out, there is this depic: citizen, you have forgotten my documents. Thanks for the congratulations ?
yyy : )))
The printer, burning the paper, issued the inscription: open the cover, remove the sludge. As if the truth is talking with the mouth empty.)
Jeffa: electricity that chose a place to rest for the NH vacation ))
Did you look at the sofas?
Vvv 13-32: I was young, I didn't sleep, I made a strong coffee in the morning. I think something didn’t help, I’m going to do the second, an, the first on the table is uncomfortable)))))
God is
Are you not at work again?
Asuka
Lunch
God is
No lunch
God is
Working in Niger
Asuka
The facts
God is
You translate to me.
Asuka
I put the leaflet and changed all the letters.
God is
I blame you with this lump.
God is
for child revenge.
AngeL (18:18:34 9/11/2009)
Everyone in the world has a double.)
Adapik (18:18:43 9/11/2009)
This is understandable matter.
AngeL (18:19:04 9/11/2009)
This nature is insured in case one does not have children or so on.
Adapik (18:19:23 9/11/2009)
No is
Adapik (18:19:37 9/11/2009)
God was lazy to create units, he Ctrl+C Ctrl+V and then mixed them.
AngeL (18:20:28 9/11/2009)
Sash, only you could explain so easily)))
Boys, men... don’t be afraid of young mothers with children! We’re not all married, and often we don’t want anything from you except a piece of sex!
PHILIPS HP 6515 Depilator
I don't know how to remove the hair, and the body of chickens common well.My husband gave me a D-R...we live in the village, so the thing is very needed in the farm!
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So tell me, why is Russia considered a ‘wild’ country, considered a slope country that should ‘catch up and overtake’?
A country in which modern hygienic procedures first appeared, while "civilized" Europe poured washes out of the windows and died out of the plague, and ladies caught their own fleas on a swallow? (And still one of the cleanest, by the way)
A country that first got sick of communism and has already healed, when the “developed” United States is just entering the “alternatively gifted African Americans” phase and other forced equality of the unequal?
A country where even in the most fierce epochs of superstitious darkness, no one was burned on fire? (In spite of the fact that persecute people "to the glory of God" in "civilized countries" continue to this day)
A country where only in the most dormant and bloody 90s has society degraded to the level at which the United States has lived all its history? (In spite of the fact that still with massive power outages the crowd did not plunder the city to the bottom, as in the American ‘black-out’.)
Humility is beautiful, but the measure in it must still be known.
A real man will never raise his hand on a woman. He has other parts of his body.
Paradox: the monthly salary of an employee of GAI is seven thousand rubles, and a day - eight.