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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №92454
 13.01.2014
The bill was eventually received, although the prede at first long shouted that there were no trees there. I went and checked."

Why do you tell the story of A. I. Kuprin "Siren" for the story of your daddy?
(And yes, I know I’ll burn in hell for commenting.)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №92453
 13.01.2014
Comments on the video : "Charging a mobile phone from railway"

I am a dear editor - writes us a girl of eighth grade (c) an anecdote.
Yesterday I watched a movie on a channel. There, a geological expedition, lost somewhere in Siberia, accidentally stumbled upon the barracks of Stalin's camp and lifted the tube in one of the barracks, heard the telephone operator's response.
Russell is my mother!! to

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №92452
 13.01.2014
not married. I agreed somehow with (K) mind (divorced) to go with her and the baptist for a couple of nights. It turned out that the baptist was stuck in the house of grandfather and grandmother. We went both.
Everyone went to sleep in the tent in their bedroom, but in the middle of the night I realized that I was tight. I open my eyes and see that we are two in the bedroom and she is asleep. The courage, of course, to go into the bedroom in the same underwear and sleep at the same time, but still checked her for the subject of sleep, does not sleep, and decided that she will surely smile and show up if I start to dress her. He removed her nightwear and cowards, and she was in real shutdown. Fidel, I’m going to sleep.
In the middle of the night, I feel that I am gently shuffled on my cheeks with the words:
K is smoke. and diary. Wake up.
I think "Well, this is the sex break".
Wake up, I say! Do you do it in my bedroom?!! to
She didn’t lie for a moment.
What kind of man am I naked?!? to

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №92451
 13.01.2014
This is:
A wave of fascination
Literacy and purity of Russian
My language is nothing more than
As a result of the same
Tagged with "Padoncaff"
With his mistakes in every word,
Round of five years.
and back. The spark just slipped in.
The other side)
___ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Previously, we made mistakes consciously.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №92450
 13.01.2014
Probably there is one secret institute in our vast homeland. There is a department in it of "Dolboebism, innate scudomy and wordblindness." And such a feeling that all our deputies, fools, graduates of this department, and with a red diploma!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №92449
 13.01.2014
Official website of the Olympic Games.

Are you looking forward to the start of the Olympic Games?

7,07%—Yes, I look forward to winning in Guatemala! I can’t believe that there is so little time left!
12.99% – I look forward to it! The Games are a great event not only for our country, but for the whole world!
9.37%—I wait because I’m passionate about sports and watch every Olympic Games
8.94%—I wait, because I hope for the good results of our athletes!
69.24% — The other option

How easy to count the percentage of people who voted 107.61%

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №92448
 13.01.2014
Well I caught it ))

Let’s say if seriously, there are beautiful free girls for anyone, please tell me what kind of compliment would you like to hear from a stranger? Let’s go, let’s go.

— — —
I don’t understand freedom, okay. I have very long and beautiful hair, I constantly hear compliments about it. One of them just killed - "What a hairy, just a look!"))


[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №92447
 13.01.2014
Do you go to school after the ninth grade?
Catherine: No, I am until 11
And then in Macau?
Katherine: Yes
Rapidly: Ness
Rapida: I will surely go and eat in your place
Rapid: to stop

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №92446
 13.01.2014
to this:

After reading the article on Wiki about what "Santa - Barbara" is filming to this day:

The devil looked at his counterpart with some respect.
The young man! Thro the history of Christianity, we are constantly being persuaded by people who wish to live eternally, but at the same time enjoy all the benefits of a contract. What only conditions of giving the soul they did not come up with: and the classic "Stop the new, you are beautiful", and very difficult "when after the rain on Thursday on the mountain the cancer whispers". But yours: when the last series of Santa Barbara will be filmed - has undoubtedly brought a fresh stream into the world of hell jurisprudence!

Judging by the duration of the series "Doctor Who" who is going to live forever.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №92445
 13.01.2014
As if my childhood wasn’t over.)
____________________________
I was able to leave work for a few days.
SMS from Mom:
Do not put liquids in your luggage.
Don’t forget to wear socks and charging.
Write our phones on paper, suddenly you lose your phone.
If we’re late, don’t be afraid, suddenly we’re in a traffic jamming.
SMS from my father:
Do not talk to foreign adults.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №92444
 13.01.2014
I also realized that my childhood was over.
I used to eat the most delicious with a clear conscience, and now I first hide from the children.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №92443
 13.01.2014
Should the adidas costume be business or sports?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №92442
 13.01.2014
You will laugh, but obstetricians and gynecologists consider the duration of pregnancy only weeks.
Only weeks. Generally weeks. Totally weeks.

Nine months is a household word stamp.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №92441
 13.01.2014
My father told.
In the distant Soviet Union, he and his comrades conducted field geodesic practices (such uncles who make plans and maps).
Naturally, all the cards in the last night before the departure, placed in the middle of the lawn of clay. They were not confused, painted in the appropriate designation and went in the middle of the night to plant a tree in the appropriate place on the terrain.
In the end, they got the bill, although the prey at first screamed for a long time that there were no trees there. I was driving, checking.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №92440
 13.01.2014
It was broadcast about how Sochi was prepared for the Olympics.
This is the hymn of the Sochi Olympics.
Instead of:
"The games we play
We deserve to be with you"

The right singing:
"The games we play
We paid with you"

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №92439
 13.01.2014
Part of the reference to the plan in the minus section:
... if you try to read "50 shades of grey" on this model, it may seem. The book is cute shit.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №92438
 13.01.2014
Announcement: I will accept as a gift or buy cheap hamsters simple (not jungle), a female decorative rabbit.
All would be nothing, but the user nick - zmeya

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №92437
 13.01.2014
Client - Just do not delete files in the laptop under any circumstances!
Serviceman - Don't worry, we, of course, are not doctors, the oath of Herostrat was not given.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №92436
 13.01.2014
Removing the light from the mouth:
BaseForthy :
a deep breath through the nose and exhalation through the mouth (the nose can be pressed to be faithful)... and no bulb
by Dalnoboi:
What if the traffic is broken from behind?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №92435
 13.01.2014
Alex: Hi to you. I have a problem here, can you see?
Tagged with: AGA
Alex: * removes the file
ARGENT: This is what?
Alex: picture of the system. It is not included. Please see.

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