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®©: And if I dreamed I found a phone... How can I get it out of the cash now?
XX: I have continuous Christmas markets, all kinds of tastes that are impossible to get rid of, and also the expectation of magic. Do you know who I want to be? I will go down to the roofs of the houses and help Cante bring gifts)))
YYY: Do you want to be a troll artillery?
The delayed repair is an illusion of the meaning of life.
Reflecting on the victory, E.R. recalled:
...Once upon a time, a king travelled through his kingdom, examining, so to speak, possessions. And suddenly, passing through one of the villages, he saw something that made him very stunned: a lot of targets were drawn around (on the wall, a mill, on bags, on trees) and each of them, hit exactly in an apple. The king called the old man of the village and ordered to bring such an unusually striking gunman to him. They found
A 10 year old boy. The King was very surprised.
“How do you manage to hit the target so accurately?”
“It’s easy,” the boy replied, biting an apple.“I first shoot, then I draw a target.”
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The biggest student lie: “List of used literature.”
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Now it has become unpolitically correct to express "taken from the ceiling". It is necessary to say "calculated by the Churov method".
from ZH:
My 3G modem is sometimes texted by someone Jan.
It is called Sasha Modem. He calls him to the cinema. He proposes to cross the city.
AutoVAZ will re-evaluate its cars.
If you previously evaluated "eats/does not drive", then now what "like a car/does not look like"?
<Doxtur> I already have 5 holes on the site
<Doxtur> and agree and put a single shit they can not
<Doxtur> 5 providers, 5 holes
<alec> and that’s right
<alec> would go down and build a network together
<alec> that share it
<PhD> let organize the EPR - a single provider of Russia
<alec> and will connect 140% of the population
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It is a rabbit!
for his ears,
and fast forward.
All my friends give it!
Wait for happiness at night.
Wake up whatever you want.
You cannot go back:
Let’s know we are friends!!and :)
Although you are a rabbit, even if you are a healer,
Fuck you my sister.
I will not send anyone!
That ridiculous shit.
If you write again,
End of you! Do you hear?
I hate you, childhood shit!