In general, I came to the post office to send a package 10 minutes before closing (closing at 20:00), took a ticket, a new ticket as you understand after closing was not given, but the old was still served. So here’s my turn (at 20:02 approximately), while I was looking and going (well 10-20 seconds) to the right window, some grandmother told the operator that it was her voucher (why he didn’t check, I don’t know) and that she needed to get rather than send and she just got wrong at the terminal outstanding voucher. And here I come and say that this is actually a talon. The grandmother was silent, but she didn’t look at me, as if I had stolen something from her. What was she hoping for?

In student years, he worked as a system administrator in the hospital, the job is not a lie. Doctors in computers are not burning with the desire to understand them and their affairs full. Know yourself walking with a tough face through the cabinets, getting the paper stuck from the printers, and sometimes reinstalling the screw.

Once came to me in the office, a local enterprise to carry out inventory. A cute old grandmother. She recorded the numbers, the monitor, the computer and the desk. She visited that nothing in this technique does not understand and signed the paper on the fact of the inspection.

I signed and forgot.

Half a year later, it is reinvented again. The accountant calls me and speaks. We have this thing here, we can not find 10 monitors, 11 computers, printers there all kinds of, uninterruptible.

I'm doing round eyes, and what am I here?

You are responsible for them. Here is the paper you signed.

It turned out that my grandmother was not inventory, but retired, and the equipment she could not find was written off to me.

The technique was very old and apparently long ago someone broke or rotten in the basements.

Look at what you sign. Don’t trust the good grandmothers.

#x the yams
The diameter
How deeply you are mistaken, if evolution had picked up sizes, then all men would have had a standard-size organ of the same length and circumference.

It is standard size, but with a lot of permission.

Win10 once burned my popcorn to the temperature of the sun. An update arrives and automatically installs some Vimeo driver although I have an A4 webca in general. As a result, the camera breaks down. This wimper dropped it all back in the back again, but it all played out again! With each upgrade, the screw is still persistently attracting this dusty wimicro! I don’t have any iron in my body.
zzz: Wow, this wimicro is a separate video server of the AEB camera — they broke up to half of all the wimics! There was an epic article np.
yyy: This driver seems to have broken your keyboard.

I go from work. I went into the tram, I sat down, I sat down, I didn’t touch anyone, I forced to fix. After a couple of stops, a girl stands up and obviously is going out. Standing up near the front door. The conductor approaches it, then the dialogue:

Q: Girl, are you going out now?

D is yes.

Q: Go to the middle door, we do not open the front door.

D: I decide by which door I am going out.

Q: But, girl, we don’t open the front door!

D: This is not my problem!

I am slightly upset by this turn, I look forward to the continuation. The tram stops, the girl stands at the closed front door. The doors are closed and the tram continues. At the next stop, the girl proudly snatches her nose and defiles around the salon, something is out there, goes out into the middle door and proudly departs.

It was she herself who decided so.

and shabby:
Smart meters can exaggerate the indicators by six times
They are stupid smart counters.
They would be smart, they would be 10-20%. for decades.

The alarming bell about what to lose weight begins to ring after the words of grandmother

"And the move has benefited you, the cheeks have appeared"

From the Pancakes Forum:
...to launch your peternya with the folded fingers and embrace the column with them properly to understand its softness, the consistency of the test.
For comparison - by sensations it should be: a) the mouth of the ear, - b) the elastic female chest, c) the hip of a small child, d) the belly of a sleeping cat.

It was a few years ago. I leave the clinic and see the old grandmother (B) walking slowly along the fence towards the stop and holding her hands to the fence. It was winter, slippery.

In such cases, I would rather help the old man than simply ignore him.

I: Mother, where are you? Let me go.

The grandmother cried out and immediately agreed. I put her in my car, close the door and sit behind the wheel.

We walked literally 10 minutes, silently, and I called to lead her to the apartment itself.

We climb to the third floor. For a long time, of course, but persistently, I held her by the hand. Fifth floor, no elevator is provided.

Grandma just begins to open the castle, as her neighbor (C) comes out and let me scream:

C: - Petrovna, I know who this is - the black realtor!

B: Oh you are a bitch!

How I’m going to get avocado.



I went down with the matches. But he smiled anyway.

Elizabeth, host of the holidays: "Sometimes you can distinguish yourself already during the preparation for the wedding. In one of my couples, the bride during the dance rehearsal broke the bridegroom’s front tooth – so she tried to dance well.”

My son went to his father for a week. Yesterday I offered him to build a house...He built it, and then planted it (yes, we have one, along with some Lego went), and then he sits and thinks loudly:
- And the doors are closed (he throws the door, puts cubes in its place)
- And the windows are thrown away (wipes the windows, also clothes the holes with cubes)
“Let her sit at home, stupid grandmother.

What to do with the ex? and()

Many people remember the quote about "Punto Zhescheruk".

I was amused by one employee here, I had never heard of it before. I immediately realized what he wanted, but...
"Can I still install a screenshot?"
Svinputch, ladies and gentlemen. by Svinputch.

I went to Logan with my husband. very good. My rating is 10 out of 10. I recommend my husband. My husband is cool.

It is necessary to make a film where the main character will be an Orthodox gay fighting against fascism. In order to see how Milonov and Medinsky will turn out of this situation.

Here, "Effective managers", learn from the RPC: Isaac Cathedral stood for itself in the 90s-2000s, no one needed it, and now, when they invested a lot of money, work in restoration - please, for a moment pressed off. It is business :-)

Kewlar, scientific achievements, developments... I’m going to use my snowboard glover gloves to hold the cat that’s registered to the groomer.
Tagged with: "Nothing to do"

In school, we had a case: a guy, a friend, went to the village to his grandfather with his grandmother, well, there they slaughtered a goat, he (the guy) brought the goat's eye home and brought it to school. On the shift, his friend to their classmate puts under his arms, and the boy covers his eyes with one hand, and with the other hand stretches his hand with a goat's eye and says, "Elena Ivanovna, look at something with my eye")))). In fainting, she did not fall, but whispered loudly, and these two monsters were barely expelled from school)))

Do you need a new employee like you?
YYY: What is it?
Xxx: with the ability to decipher from my language to the language of the progressors and back, smoking, five minutes of fucking and "oh-oh, wait, I'll now say some shit and everything will be okay"
Yyy: How much you appreciate me.

someonewtf: Sherlock has the boundaries of mind, and I have the boundaries of madness.

AAA: The best hairdresser who cut me had something on his head that I believed in the parable of a shoe-maker without boots.

BBB: It is right. If he is the best, whom will he trust to cut himself? Not everyone will agree)

CCC: Just people don’t have time. I understood them when I was six years old writing resumes in languages to clients from time to time. I needed my resume, and I don’t have it. I had to sit overnight to rewrite a CV 10 years ago.