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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №15201
 16.03.2009
I am surprised by the software in movies! Where do they get such programs that when they wrap a brake screen from a video surveillance camera, they get a hollow image?

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №15200
 16.03.2009
From a forum:

At what time was Tupac Shakur killed?
YYY: at 25
X: Timothy is under thirty! What are we waiting for?


[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №15199
 16.03.2009
Quote about Timothy:
There are also many rumors around him accusing this under-Nigra of Ahhtunga.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №15198
 16.03.2009
Do you think Google Talk is like ASKA?
You are yourself – Kakashi

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №15197
 16.03.2009
Drunkymonkey: What kind of mobs are Chinese children playing in the line?

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №15196
 16.03.2009
xxx: Channel News yesterday told, the mayor of Kiev in the shutdown... showed his speech: New Year, the mayor of Kiev congratulates everyone on the square:
Do you love Ukraine?(The Mayor)
And yes!!!(the people)
And Santa Claus?
And yes!!! to
Now the loudest. The mayor of Kiev?
You are not!!!! to

by O_0

You saw his rose.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15195
 16.03.2009
I woke up in the middle of the night with a terribly clever (as I thought) thought in my head. I took the phone from the table, recorded it in notes and went to bed happy. In the morning I got up, I looked in the phone notes, what a thought, and it was written "Man is a stupid creature" o_0

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №15194
 16.03.2009
of the Lourdes)
Putin Vladimir Vladimirovich (व्लादमीर पुतिन) - President of the Russian Federation from 2000 to 2008 and from 2012 to 2024 years.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15193
 16.03.2009
Xiabaze
Today I read the broadcast of Ice Age: Global Warming. I think I’ll look at the cartoon, and there’s that shit on the tricks.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №15192
 16.03.2009
Damn, the diminishingly more pleasant the nick in the body, the worse it is.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №15191
 16.03.2009
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And I think you’re printing your foot.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №15190
 16.03.2009
Winter, the N-region, the suburban road, is already dark. A little snow fell and poured all the ice areas on the asphalt, respectively, drive fast and all float slowly.
We go along and we and a colleague at UAZIK and see this picture: a dozen jumped out of the road, went into a quilt and knocked his mouth into the swarm. Around the dirt-toned car dance on the snow two odious personalities in sports costumes, leather jackets and hats.

We decide to help, we brake on the sidelines, we go out, we call on individuals:
Hey guys, do you need help? Is there a rope behind?
One of the personalities looks at us from a cuvet with a pimple, thinks something, and then gives in response:
Do you know who you are calling the man? We are guys!

We shake our shoulders, sit down in UAZik and move on. Behind us in the quintet, an odious personality spits something and pins the legs of the second who has talked to us.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №15189
 16.03.2009
Hierarchy at McDonald’s:
Seller - Senior Seller - Head of Department - District Manager - Managing Director - Chief Manager - Clown Ronald

In the circus of Yuri Nikulin, the same shame occurs.

In every office there is a hierarchy.

by Kadir(c)

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №15188
 16.03.2009
- The mayor of Kiev appeared at the anniversary of the Conservatory in a sports suit - Lenta.ru, 08.12.2008
- The mayor of Kiev will take for the reception of visitors a hundred thousand dollars - Lenta.ru, 23.12.2008
- The mayor of Kiev threatened to introduce a tax on ropes - Lenta.ru, 26.12.2008
- The mayor of Kiev decided to entertain the citizens with songs - Lenta.ru, 04.02.2009
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The mayor of Kiev appointed a psychiatric examination - Lenta.ru,
13.03 to 12:09


[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №15187
 16.03.2009
Dinar_Billaetdinov_cop_huylo: Hello to you!

Tagged with: Dinar_Billaetdinov_cop_huylot, greetings
STERVA is expelled because: Non-normative vocabulary is prohibited!

Dinar_Biliatovich_cop_huilo: 75 + 1

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №15186
 16.03.2009
I go from work today, I see three men... all three are crying... the first thing that came to mind, a flashmob...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №15185
 16.03.2009
If the budget is not enough at the same time for pensions and space - the way out is,
to send retirees into space.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №15184
 16.03.2009
The Bandit History. Not from TV.
years of reconstruction. One man, while still a student, fell into a gang.
In his youth, he did some dark things, for example, robbed.
People on the streets, but he was lucky, and in the field of sight of the police he did not get.
After school, he entered the law school and began studying at
The lawyer. Phanas rejoiced: their lawyer in the gang!
But then he began to roll out some affairs OUT of the gang, and put all the revenue.
In the pocket. When Pahan heard of it, he sent two people to his house.
Six to find out. But he was already ready. He pulled out the gun and
He said, “Girls, go away from here, this is not a matter for you. and if you want
Please send Pagan. Pagan was his classmate.
Pahan comes and the lawyer asks him, “How much do you want?”
Pagan thought, and said: 20 percent.
The guy replied, “I give you 30 percent, but I leave the gang and open the door.”
their business. Pahan thought and said, “OK.
This is how you think what business can a former bandit open? The restaurant,
Sauna or Casino? He opened the library! The entire gang
Sitting under the tables of the hook. Most did not understand why.
Books are needed.
It was necessary to see the faces of the librarians when a man, in view of
The brother opened up to them and said, “I want to open the library!” and in that
During the period from 1985 to 1990, the libraries were closed one after another.
The librarians ran at the speed of the sound, no one wanted to work there.
A miserable salary. He says, “I’ll pay you my salary, you’ll pay me my salary.”
Just give room and shelves to put the books. Yes please, u
The library is closed!
The library was commercial. He came and paid a bet.
The price of the book, and I read it. Then he could get her back, and
I got the bet back.
Of course, he wasn’t believed at first, and all kinds of inspections were running out. for
He had several shelves with Pushkin and Gogol.
In fact, it was actually a bookstore, and through it
There was a stormy stream of fantasy, detectives and adventures. They were,
of course, bookmakers who actually took books, read and
They returned and then took others. Most of the books are
never been returned. The price of the book has already been paid.
He made a bet and was not interested in returning it. He did not pay taxes.
The store, on the contrary, received subsidies from the state as a library.
He played the whole colossal book boom that captured the country.
years of reconstruction. Not only did he play, he predicted it.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №15183
 16.03.2009
If a Russian man thinks something good to do, it is good.
will do. No sacrifice or destruction will stop him.

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №15182
 16.03.2009
Category "Bash educates"

Few people know, but energy-saving lamps due to their mercury content are forbidden to throw out for washing, and need to be disposed of.
Even fewer people know that the energy-saving lamps of any manufacturer can be rented for recycling in any IKEA store in the return department.

Plus if the information was useful :)

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