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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №67113
 16.07.2012
Do not worry, everything will be fine.
Everything under control. You see, I sit quietly and tick?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №67112
 16.07.2012
XXX: Do you want to go?
YYY: No
XXX: What is it?
Artem Nahui, what are you, little boy? How long will you play this game? Is it time to grow up?
Yyy: Adult men spit in the wo

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №67111
 16.07.2012
Olga
Fitztech is not worth any more such torture)))
Olga
o, remembered) worked 1 day in the reception ) approached a guy asked about the faculty, and then asked "and after graduating from your faculty, I can arrange an operator of the call center?", how do you?)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №67110
 16.07.2012
At the Construction Forum:
XHH: Name me at least one building material that does not emit poison when burning.
and asbestos)
It burns before it burns.)

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67109
 16.07.2012
xxx: among other things 100 gr. Vodka reduces the mutagenic effects of gamma radiation on the cells of the body by 150-200%. The effect is reduced, and 500 is already increasing.
Which is 100 gr. Would you drink vodka?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №67108
 16.07.2012
Signature on the forum:
I want to be a reverse penguin to live in the fridge in the heat.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №67107
 16.07.2012
The hour of night...

xxx you won't believe it
XXX: I found the strength not just to get up and go to the toilet
XXX: I remembered that I was going to get rid of it for two days.
xxx: and I am still in the process))
yyy: beautiful, and you also planned to go to bed early)
XXX is fucking

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №67106
 16.07.2012
Now from the open door of the beauty salon the sounds of the perforator and the cuvalda. There was an insurmountable desire to see the patient.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №67105
 16.07.2012
Yandex TV advertising with gesture and voice control
It’s like in the good old days! Herakles on him with his fist and shouts: "Work, fool!"

[ + 36 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67104
 16.07.2012
I bought a damned toilet carpet.
I moved to a new apartment and lived two weeks without this carpet. No, fucking, my legs seemed uncomfortable. I bought, I laid. After 2 days, the valve of the tank broke, the floor and carpet were poured. Dry and bed. After 2 days, the joint of the slime tubes from the bath was sharply detached. Floor and carpet. After 2 days, the sewage pipe, coming from all the apartments of this entrance, was stuck. It filled the fucking floor, carpet and all the apartments on the first floor, including mine. Dry, but I am scared again.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №67103
 16.07.2012
Did you drink vodka at the company?
Not that I just ate you.
I am a vodka student and I drink at home.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №67102
 16.07.2012
We used to be easier...
Yesterday on the river two girls were throwing stones at the frogs, and whoever is going to throw it further, I'm so stunned.
xxxh: and then I hear, they are discussing ''corpuscular wave dualism' and the Casimir effect and some more muddy - mesons, bosons and quark gluon plasma( in general listened and ohuel.
Wow: not ''ohuel' it's not modern, now everyone says '' cognitive dissonance'
Fuck, another one.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №67101
 16.07.2012
xxx: I am a doctor, I know the names of the genitals and sexual deviations in three languages. Therefore, I use only "bla" from the Russian mother tongue.

[ + 40 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67100
 16.07.2012
The ex-husband five years ago gave us a regular rubber faloimiter (seemingly, felt our divorce)... Yesterday it was useful... I made a drawing, I lost a hammer. Eggs are fine with a pencil.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №67099
 16.07.2012
She is:
Have you doubted my imagination?
He is:
I’m just interested in the way you present your “mental fantasies,” is it somehow related to your cerebral dysfunction?
She is:
I have cerebral dysfunction, don’t worry!! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №67098
 16.07.2012
001: How to live with this woman? I regret you. I have all day today... how to say... digestion in general, like a worm. Mom mocked and mocked. Once again I go out of the toilet, go to her at the workshop, I see a box under my shoes, glued with glue, in which she holds strands or something like that. I think I also need to stick a few boxes and at this point my mom says you would have taken any measures (apparently meant a pill to drink or something like that, well, about my condition). And I think about the boxes, I say "Oh, I’ll buy a glue and...". My mom broke the hamsters. She has the remains of the glue, she now follows me and asks if I can’t glue something. That’s how to live with her, right?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №67097
 16.07.2012
Who sells the horns?
Whose do you need?
“Wherever I spit them, I will paint my skin red and be like Hellboy.
I already have bacon.
Better to buy brains.


[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №67096
 16.07.2012
She: What kind of music do you like?? to
Mostly I listen to B. Dylan.
You wanted to say D. by Bilan? I love him too!!! to
Name: Heart Attack

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67095
 16.07.2012
Sex is like diving. The main thing is not the depth of immersion, but the experience. The experience depends on the frequency of submersions.

That’s why, often, those who are fapping in the bathroom consider themselves experienced males.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №67094
 16.07.2012
M. Adler How to Read Books. A Guide to Reading Great Works (Exclusive Gift Edition)
Price: 11803 rubles

I wondered why I stopped reading books.

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