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[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №19319
 16.08.2009
He took his wife out of work.
She did not see the village.
We have a mindset (M). I go out.
M: Not attached, the penalty!
I: picture or video show (we now have it according to the rules in Kazakhstan).
M: What is unconscious? that is. He has no niche, no photo or video.
I: No (I swear 500 dollars)
M: I have thought. and breathing.
M: I don’t like the smell. I will have to go for an examination. * Returns the money
According to our rules: If the assumptions of the employee of the automotive inspection did not confirm, the driver has the right to write an application for reimbursement by the auto inspector of the amount of the fine (in this case for alcohol 12 000 money)
I: If I am clean, I will make a statement to you.
M: These are our problems.
I went, gave the analysis, clean.
I: Titles, FIO, No Battalion, I will make a statement
I forgive you the belt. Why do you do so?
Give me 500 dollars for gasoline.
Now I am proud to go.))) from the mint bribes removed )))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №19318
 16.08.2009
A sensation!! to
According to the results of research by Colgate experts, 80% of the bacteria accumulate not on the teeth... but on the hands and feet!!! to

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №19317
 16.08.2009
A two-day trip to Moscow
We stayed at the train station. ?

I went crazy with my family there.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №19316
 16.08.2009
X: So we went?
Yyy: No, there the rain begins
Are you afraid of water from the sky?! to
YYY: Interesting, did Noah say that too?

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №19315
 16.08.2009
The phrase "Swing a fork into a dishwasher" in the 19th century would have some different, somewhat sinister meaning...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №19314
 16.08.2009
Only today realized the entire depth of the word shit, I read in the dictionary of Russian matta:
"Pizzeria - the end of the Pizzeria"

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №19313
 16.08.2009
We’ll just drink where? I do not want to be on the street.
Please be calm, I’t drink vodka on the street.
XHH: This is a smart, parents educated well.
We will enter the entrance.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №19312
 16.08.2009
There was nothing to do at work. I was taken to the online game, decided to be a fool. Connected to the server, the game began. Funny is. Then I started paying attention to the names of the players and suddenly I realized that one of them was my director. I panicked to close the browser, behind the closet the boss’s voice "Fuck! If you were out, you would play"
The fuel!! to

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №19311
 16.08.2009
I open the refrigerator and see that my molded cheese is covered with mold.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №19310
 16.08.2009
xxx (13/08/2009)
The head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of the Russian Federation approved the code of the police officer: "do not drink, do not smoke, clean, loud and restrained."

xxx (13/08/2009)
)))))))))))

xxx (13/08/2009)
Wake him up.)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №19309
 16.08.2009
The boss gave birth to the phrase:
To sleep well, you need to sleep 8 hours a day.
8 hours a night.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №19308
 16.08.2009
Rome (10:39:28 12/08/2009)
Why do horses that live by the ocean not swim in it? Are they afraid of Medusa?
The Slave (10:40:15 12/08/2009)
They are afraid of a transgenic carrots that floats in coastal waters and anal punishes the horses who have grown.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №19307
 16.08.2009
Today pleased the announcement on one of the entrances:-"Dear residents of the upper floors-do not throw the bullshit from the balconies!!We will not burn the firefighters together"

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №19306
 16.08.2009
Take the potatoes and dig it up.
4 days already digging, half only accumulated ><
I am not a happy farmer.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №19305
 16.08.2009
I was on the train. Dico "luckily" got into the plateau coupe with the dembel twigs. I thought they would all get drunk and run into the wall. Therefore, he was lying all the way in his place on the upper shelf. The guys did not pay attention to me and drank. Eventually, the Nims were exhausted and they went to sleep. I also slept peacefully. I was awakened by a wild whistle. It turns out that one of the desanters decided to go through the affairs and jumped up as if in a prompt. However, he did not consider that the upper regiment. He hit his forehead at the 3rd regiment and went to sleep. A minute later he again jumped up and again enthralled from the scale to the regiment, completing the defeat with a calm voice from below. "When you are an oak. Imagine you are in a BMD and bent off landing"

The guys were quite adequate and on the second day we drank and ate together.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №19304
 16.08.2009
from one forum. Deprivation of virginity:

by Nataly75
I'm 13 with my mom's 28 year old girlfriend.I liked it very much!
XXX is
Are you a girl or a boy?
by Nataly75
I am man

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №19303
 16.08.2009
<ultraSLIM> When I stand in the shower, I am also metal, all in the skin and hairy. Trudeau

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №19302
 16.08.2009
The best pleasure is the absence of its consequences.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №19301
 16.08.2009
The pure truth.
At the end of the 1990s, an ordinary case between ordinary
tax and tax. With respect to taxation, ESA.
From both sides there are not too mature lawyers - a young girl from the tax (obviously just graduated from the university), and I - then generally still a student. Both of us are a little scared, more - interesting, and also - well, I really want to win the case, so we are both pale-red and slightly upset.
The judge - a solid gray uncle in a coat, looks at us with indulgence, sometimes even hears andins an absolutely unobtrusive look.
I try in my fiery speech to prove that the tax authority missed the deadline for sending the demand for tax payment (which was important - in essence, it is almost 100% win of the case), and I pump quickly, because there is nothing more to say.
The girl, apparently, upset by the unexpected arguments for her, also flamingly begins her speech: "Here you are saying that we missed the deadline... Oh, you missed..." And fills with paint, gathering with further thoughts.
The indignant gray judge, waiting for a three-second pause, also calmly and kindly decided to help the girl: "No, well, the first time you said everything right!“”
The girl understood everything and quietly sat down on the chair with wide open eyes.
The curtain.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №19300
 16.08.2009
Does your body normally react to a bite?
He’s starting to fight Matt!

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