XXX is a crawler.
yyy: a man who makes reasonable and reasonable compromise for the sake of borsch, sex and borsch.
I prefer to call it.

by VKontakte. She put the status out of the group.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Do you know? and :)
If you take a person in a dream for a little boy, he will answer all the questions.

I liked the comment :)

WOW :
And if you move across the hillside with a rod, then break your hand and hang it up with thorns on your leg, you also know, will say!

Mary is
It was raining in the morning before I went to work.
Dmitry
And we had protection, while I was there, I ate the ass seat.

Onishchenko banned children from eating brains and drinking blood
This is contrary to health standards"
CKuB: What do they think they are smoking?? to

Qur: I already have 20 phrases
by Alex :?? to
All hands in blood
Alex: Oh
And they are on their way.
Alex: Who are they?? to
The mosquitoes are bluffing!! to

My grandmother asked to convey respect to Onishchenko. The demand for petroleum has increased.

I came late from work.
Mother: Will you eat?
I: I will
Are you going to be a pelerine?
I will be (
Mother: I cook too.

Typhoon: Loš...this is the topic...I’m the fullest...
Typhoon: Shortly speaking, the shock is stuck. It is completely blurred (canalization). Well, I was fooled to decide to break it through with Vantus. And there it turned out that the diameter of the rubber part of the vantage and the diameter of the "duplicate" in the push - are almost the same. Vanessa was very tightly stuck there. I forcefully pulled it up and with a characteristic sound "Chok" a ventus pen came out of the rubber. And the rubber part of it remained there. I tried to get her out, it was useless. I decided to install and remove. I need a new toilet. It broke and collapsed halfway.
Typhoon: Loš, let me fuck, pliz >.<

The morning is not good. It’s fucking morning. Or: Yes, all the hell, we sleep until lunch.

YYY: What did you do?
XXX: Sleeping
Tagged: good
xxx and you?
YYY: And I am good.

Well, drunkenness doesn’t necessarily end in sex either...even in a student room.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY We ended up having sex in the student community!

I went for a dog walk today. Healthy, black chau-chau (which is a bear) I walk through the street, right in front of me is a guy, 16, all dressed in superman clothes (shirt, pants, coat), and so it turned out that he followed him for five to seven minutes, the guy looked carefully around, looked around, then decided to call on his mobile phone:
Oh my mom? I need help...
It was hard to keep laughing :)

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Did they burn their whales?
WOW: No
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WOW: I burned the pieces, and then I think everyone has blades, I don't want to repeat for everyone :(

xxxh: And I paid for the money from the sale of charm in the line, the internet and electricity.
We have to pay for the water...

Fuck, so delicious to eat, that now even cooking my husband and children...

Juli: What does Epic Feel mean?
PTR: Well... personal trouble (developing into a universal disaster)
July for example?
PTR: For example, when you go to visit your aunt for her birthday, you want to go to the toilet early in the morning.
PTR: And no matter how you try to adjust, the stone member (morning stand) is still aimed at the nose.
Juli: Is it an epic feel?)))
PTR is no. This is a personal trouble. The sleeping brain finds a brilliant solution - in the kitchen to put on an empty bottle and then the contents carefully pour into the toilet, without splashing anyone!
PTR: With a lot of tension, trying not to shake, you do business in a bottle of lemonade. At this time someone woke up and moved in the direction of the kitchen.
You quickly put a bottle on the table and surprisingly smile to the aunt-name...
As usual, aunt is tormented by a dryer and she tries to swallow out of a bottle. You cannot even say anything. It only darkened in the eyes of horror.
PTR: Your beloved aunt still gets a lemonade in her mouth and in a few seconds splashes everything out on you.
PTR: Here’s what, silently looking each other’s eyes, reveals the true meaning of Epic fail.

xxx: I had a couple of acquaintances who had superconductivity. First he accompanied her, then she accompanied him and so on to infinity.

I realized that I became a real father when, watching two ladies walking next to me (one is a super sexy blonde with long legs, the other is a woman of 30 with a wheelchair), I began to look at not the back of the blonde, but how technically the baby is packed in the wheelchair.

However, she looked at her legs, and what a blonde, and what a sexy...

Conversation with a friend. (Sasha, the girl of Dima, have been dating for a long time)
I: Where do you get the fingers under every eye?
I sit with my mother and drink tea. We decided when to congratulate the grandmother with dr. I say that the day is busy, the mother is trying what. Well, I take from the value and lament that I will go to the mistress, although I went to the billiard with the guys.
I: Fuck, your mom loves Sasha!
The smoke: UGU Well, she squeezed, let’s say what a goat I am, well, and I went...
I: A double blow?
The smoke. Then I showed that my stupidity knows no boundaries. As the mother told the truth, laughed, all affairs were reconciled. Well, I told Sasuke in the evening, instead of being stupid...
I: I did not understand?
Dima: Then I understood, but I just uttered the word ‘love’... Fuck, where did the baby have such a blow...

xxx: Worst of all, when with the phrase "You’ve fallen to the bottom??7" are addressed to the servo...