Olle Sh
There is only a moment...
Between Friday and Monday...
It is he...
It is called "life"... =-)

D(02:45:11 18/10/2009)
I am afraid of a house alone... on the back of the gallop, a flock of frogs slammed.
M(02:45:49 18/10/2009)
A sword to drive out demons.
D(02:46:13 18/10/2009)
hiding behind my back
M(02:46:54 18/10/2009)
The proud warrior appearance
D(02:47:08 18/10/2009)
I’ve left the room. xD

Anatoly Wassermann in the program "Taxi".
The fact is that most of the dishes I cook are only eaten for me.
He finally admitted he was cooking a plutonium borst! 0 - O

And you too, if you go into the transport and see a long-time acquaintance, pretend that you did not notice and specifically look to the other side, because the reluctance to drive all the way and maintain an uncomfortable conversation?

When kissing a woman in the cheek, always be prepared that she will put your lips.

fuz(c)

My wife works as a methodologist. So here, to them came the mother of one of the graduates to understand and from the threshold shouts:
All the prostitutes got their diplomas, but mine didn’t!! to

I am curious how the aunt put the mustard in the condoms... They have such a tradition - the aunt prints, unfolds the handdoon and gives it to him, and he clothes, says 'thank you, mom' and goes fucking? Originally...

Seminar on Philosophy
(A Talk About How to Address a Man)
Prepod: I go today in the electric car and I need to turn to a woman, I say "Lady you go out?" And she answers: "What kind of lady am I for you?! I am a friend"

And nobody wondered why, after all, Sisadmins walk in sweaters? That’s fucking comfortable! Try in a suit, trousers with arrows, and, God put it! in a tie to go under the table to the system, dig into the server room, stretch the screw... Comfortable? No is! And in a sweater and jeans this ppc as convenient - nothing interferes, and complete freedom in movements. He went home, washed, and all the things. The costume is more difficult, you don't wash, especially the cushion.
So don’t hunt here for the fact that Sisadmines walk in sweaters and jeans. This is a Spectre!

"Lenny does not imply doing anything. Laziness is the freedom to do anything."

She talks about life in the West.
by WTF88:
In America, like in any civilized country, it is customary to skip each other on the roads... and conflicts are extremely rare... - at least you would be in shock after Russia
I couldn’t get used to it for a long time... only smiled... – I’ve gotten used to it and perceive it as a must.
You only need to turn the turn... to get out of the parking lot. - Halfway stops to let you out. - the same with pedestrians. - just put your foot on the road. - all the cars become like dug up. - I don't want to go. - Those who have been in normal Europe... know what I'm talking about. - in the middle and small America is the same.
Come and live – then you will discuss.
The PS. - I once had gasoline out on the road. - A police officer passing by helped to push off the car. - Then he came to the gas station. - and brought me a canister and helped to pour it! “When I offered him the money (well, just for the gasoline... – they never take it) – he smiled... and said that it was an insurance case. - that I call the insurance... and attach them a check... with his paper... - and they compensate me for a can of gasoline.
How many times has the police taken a drunk home? You really get out of the restaurant, for example... in the mind... – they’re you – “Sir... you don’t sit behind the wheel in such a state, Sir!” - And quite often they can take you home (if not very far... otherwise they will call a taxi).. and the pennies will not take you! Their job is to help people!

Help me, fellow gamers and those who know what Dandy is. Help me recognize the old game. Something like Chip and Dale, in a sense, the heroes are like some hamsters. The military story. Played together. View from behind from above. The first mission begins with a parachute landing from a helicopter. They shoot and throw grenades. I want to find. Tell me the name.
Z is. Plush for the cat, the shredder and the saint admin.

Braza: friends from Spain arrived recently... in the morning with a sick head went to the local store
and Braza:
1 to 2 Euro water
and Braza:
1 to 2 euro wine
and Braza:
I ate it again.)

Service Questions Answers:

"Please help me translate "I love you""

The answer:
You, Emma, don’t have a lemon!

to this:

Yamanarot
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You’ll understand what’s going on, I’m sorry, but you have to know the truth.
Late at night, between 12 a.m. and 1 p.m., get up, go to the bathroom without turning on the lights, take a lighter or light bulb with you. Close the door behind you and stand in the dark, turn your face to the mirror, for 5 minutes try to look in the mirror in the outer dark, then try to light the lighter, but only once, if you fail, then immediately, immediately open the door and as quietly as possible, without making abrupt movements, leave the bathroom and turn on the light. If you succeed... well, you will learn and learn a lot of new things, but I once again apologize to you for this.
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What is it?? to

I’m sick... Tell me what’s going to happen, right?

I am an enot.
EHOT: What have you achieved?

New Year’s Day, 00:15
Horribly want to drink and have fun, there is a little money but by calling friends no one was found at home, I watch a telephone in a bad mood. The phone call...
The girl is a bit sluggish - hello! Is it possible to oil?
You mistaken the number.
Sorry for the modest question. How are you called?
And me? Dmitry...
and OCH. I am pleased with Inna. Dmitry and let’s forget.
- Give it!! to

4 years of marriage)

The younger sister once thoughtfully said, “I like to bite my ass.
He looks at me. I have eyes, o
And what? I am about bread!

Do you remember what year Alexander III ruled?
Yyy: Oh, you’re chasing me to Google.

Online Women’s Consultation:
Question No. 12412 Hello. Tell me, during sex a man can release fluid from which you can get pregnant?
-- Anonymous (age: 17, city: Voronezh)

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