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 18.10.2009
She talks about life in the West.
by WTF88:
In America, like in any civilized country, it is customary to skip each other on the roads... and conflicts are extremely rare... - at least you would be in shock after Russia
I couldn’t get used to it for a long time... only smiled... – I’ve gotten used to it and perceive it as a must.
You only need to turn the turn... to get out of the parking lot. - Halfway stops to let you out. - the same with pedestrians. - just put your foot on the road. - all the cars become like dug up. - I don't want to go. - Those who have been in normal Europe... know what I'm talking about. - in the middle and small America is the same.
Come and live – then you will discuss.
The PS. - I once had gasoline out on the road. - A police officer passing by helped to push off the car. - Then he came to the gas station. - and brought me a canister and helped to pour it! “When I offered him the money (well, just for the gasoline... – they never take it) – he smiled... and said that it was an insurance case. - that I call the insurance... and attach them a check... with his paper... - and they compensate me for a can of gasoline.
How many times has the police taken a drunk home? You really get out of the restaurant, for example... in the mind... – they’re you – “Sir... you don’t sit behind the wheel in such a state, Sir!” - And quite often they can take you home (if not very far... otherwise they will call a taxi).. and the pennies will not take you! Their job is to help people!
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