XHH: Still surprised by all sorts of shitty jokes in movies, such as if the men are sleeping in the same tent on a trip, it is not normal.
In general, all the pederastes were raised by the Soviet Union! Try a room in a hotel with your grandmother? Without a stamp in the passport - shit! With a man, no problem.

Moscow at the time was a small village in the forest on the outskirts of a very remote principality, and rose much later.
— — — — —
Go ahead of Peter.

I have heard a lot about Latin America. So one familiar girl told me that in Brazil, among all her acquaintances (25-35 years old) it was normal to gather in the evening to quench with friends: swallow, play on the console, arrange a group shower or get in a table.
It suddenly became jealous. You will not always find a company here.
Maybe I should call on the group, not on the tablets? and :)
- They will come, see in the closet, and missing group whistle.

And each, smiling, imagined his Berdiches and his Paris.

People among us are Confucius. I take off my hat.

Political Idiot - Political Idiot

All the stupidity of the division into Russians and Ukrainians is especially visible in the present dispute about the Chalandas full of kefals. When both sides go fucking trying to prove that only their version is correct, nobody, I repeat, did not dare to listen to the song itself, by the way written for reference by the Leningrad and the Kievan ;-)
Well, Odessa did not speak in literary Russian nor even in western Ukrainian, which the authors brilliantly depicted:
Day and night walked all over Sleep at the fun wedding of a sailor".
And it seems to me that Kostia from the song if he existed in reality, without thinking, would give in the mouth to all who divide one brotherly people into chokhlos or moscals.

I have seen everything in my life. But what if the Russians taught the Ukrainians how to speak Ukrainian correctly... Yes, this is only on a humorous resource you will meet.

NNN: The usual thing. Ukrainians and sometimes Belarusians teach Russians all the way, speak Russian (not only on this resource). The French traditionally teach Americans how to speak English. The Poles are teaching the French how to correctly name the German concentration camps in Poland in French. The Israelis judge the New Zealanders, whom Israel itself has seen in the grave, and do not advise others to go there.

Have you noticed that this world is crazy?

In the contact in the group is a photo of the wall of the house with a huge inscription "When will you start living?"
The comments:
XXX from Monday.
YYY: Five more minutes.
ZZZ: I am the second.

My friend broke up from work yesterday.

There was a dialogue between him and the chief:

You work slowly, so you get fired. You work for a second week and don’t get squeezed.

Not too fast for such a job.

- The task consisted of two words "Redirect the site", which could be easier? Just two words, and you work a second week, fired!

A good thing, a smart bracelet, we have with our wife who took less steps in a day, and walks with the dog before going to bed.

If I did, I would call an ambulance too. just squeeze the body immediately taken, or will then begin to break down, the whole apartment is worn, the neighbors are hemorrhoids. somehow so

call to the worker.

Department of Personnel.

Sergey, the elections are soon. Order on Organization: Ensure 100% participation of employees in the elections! You are responsible for the appearance of your subordinates.

I fell into a precipitation. Immediately and all.

Sorry, how do you see this process? ! to Should I be presented with a photo of the bulletin?

Well, I do not know...

I do not know. The choice is personal: whoever wanted to go, whoever did not want to go. And I am not going to control it. If there is such an order, send it to me, and I will inform the people.

Oral orders are. In short, I told you, think for yourself.



I put the phone.

I thought.

Oral orders are not documents.

The Soviet times and the army.

> Cook a plate of oatmeal. The Same. With my pen. It is simple and very fast.

Child, when I was twenty and after universe and work I was invaded by the usual plate of uneatable hueta (if a person is not given to cook, it is half a bad thing, but when he thinks otherwise - it is a bad thing), I did about that.
After that, I had to appoint the dean, the trade committee and two pro-rectors to allocate a place in the community - I, as a local, was not required. Okay, the place was found.
Because at home, after the cooked dish of oatmeal, they did not want me to see again, lol.

Listening to the bar:
“Listen, architect, but recently I also painted the house! Let me show!
Do not need...
No-no, seriously, I’m wondering how it went. From a professional point of view.
Fuck, it is true...
Here is! My first home! How about you?
Silence for a minute.
It looks exactly like the first house painted by a man. I looked the same.
Yes well! Show me your first!
I can not. I laid the drawings of my fifty house next to him, and it burned out of shame into ashes.

The other man was not hurt.

XXX: daughter of the year 1. 5 I asked her where she came from.

X: I told her that it was from my life. Where is the stomach from? Dad put a cage there. The child cried and was satisfied with the answer. passed 1. 5 years. The daughter came from the kindergarten and said that not all the children in the group came from my mother’s belly. Here, for example, Yarika was bought in a children's store, and Nastya peeled out of an egg. And after an hour in the parental room, it started: why tell your child such details? ! to ? to You can’t say “everything” about cabbage or store – come up with something, not cells in your stomach.

With each season of the series more and more.

I went into the Carousel a few days ago, packing shopping from a cart for bags. Suits a man, looks like Jigourdu: healthy, loose, but very unclean. The further dialogue:
Q: Can you give me 50 rubles?
I: Have you tried to earn? Which is healthy.
M: Everyone says that, but no one offers a job.
I look at my three heavy packs and say:
I: Help to get to the car, I’ll give a half.
The man looks at me sadly and says with a loud voice:
M: Well, you can’t just normally give money, right?
He went into the crowd...

Well, my beloved daughters, what can I bring to you from overseas countries?
Give it up! So we are not going?

A blind rabbit runs along the path and stumbles at the snake. He speaks to the serpent:
“Sorry, I am blind and have not seen you, because I am blind, I don’t even know who I am.
The serpent answered:
I understand you. I am blind and I don’t know who I am.
The Rabbit offers:
Let’s feel each other and determine who we are.
The snake touches the rabbit and says:
You are soft, furry, with a short tail and long ears. You are probably a rabbit.
The rabbit, in turn, felt the snake and said:
You are cold, slippery, you have a small head and a very long tongue. You may be a producer or project manager.

We just recently watched Bahubali and talked about strong Indian women. Seriously. The average Indian woman can easily stop an elephant running on her by a halope. Three. At the same time, she will hold a child in one hand, and the other will be defeated by thirty soldiers. She’ll have a cup with fire on her head and yes, she’ll probably be giving birth to the second one at that moment.

here here :

Almost 5 years I took for one simple thing - to teach my wife that my husband, lying on the floor in the neighboring room, with the light off, closed the door in the most accessible silence, not "What did you offend?", not "why do you shower again?", not "I am tired of you?", and still a bunch of options, but only "I rest, I am tired of the noise of the workshop for the day and I got tired of the back from working at the machine, I need half an hour and I will come back to normal and I will be at your disposal and I do not need: clothes, tea, coffee, cat, to be nearby, sing a song, sex, strip, conversation, scandal, insults, make a taste, order Only 5 years of scandals, cluttered nerves and divorce bars almost daily, and a hurricane - the simple truth came to my sunshine - "Well, I would say that you just want to be a little alone in silence, darkness and on the floor, why have I been nervous for 5 years?and "
* thick inscription off*

This is my hero! In just five incomplete years, she taught her husband to speak through his mouth, not to send telepathic waves. Where is she? Show me her! If she gives lessons, I’m the first to record.