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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №15301
 20.03.2009
And we knew Vladimir Ilyich, only the name is not Lenin but Enin...
He was our main bodybuilder in Insta, so we renamed the gym in MAVZOEY.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №15300
 20.03.2009
From the Auto Forum:
Who does the rain sensor work?
YYY: How... Water falls – the doors go. Clean the glass. See well well.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15299
 20.03.2009
C Forum

The people need advice. How to uninstall a girl?
It needs to be tactical, tactical. and that she disinstalled herself!! At first, the whole system worked normally. But then the gluts began, the cash is missing, and the system resources are wasted.
A shorter pipet. And the most interesting thing I can’t just press things and remove them. I ask for advice on how to get rid of myself.

Which year of the year? Go to www.nightclub.ru and download a new version.

zzz: Just don't forget about the antivirus, or then the system will hang, you are tormented to clean the registry. Any new version could be a beta version. It will work a little and turn off, or it will only work in the demo mode. They all require cash, and the more, the better. In the extreme case, write your own programs in hand on basics.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №15298
 20.03.2009
[22:47:15] <gomosek> somebody will tell how nick to change

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №15297
 20.03.2009
But here I, for some reason, poppy polyethylene does not insert...
PS: So I hear the outcry "Burning the heretic!!!" and

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №15296
 20.03.2009
Gyrus: the gesture
NigthLind: Here are the pirates
Gyrus: Yes not that word
NigthLind: No, that is exactly what

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №15295
 20.03.2009
I’ve seen a lot... But the opening of a water purification station under the music of Star Wars...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №15294
 20.03.2009
She: Don’t scratch your head. There will be scratches. Have you ever seen me scratch my head?
He is: No.
She is: here. And in general, I rattle it only when I read, think, or study.
He said, “You said it yourself, it’s not my fault.
She is blue...
Women tell the truth only when they don’t think what they say.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №15293
 20.03.2009
I hate my boyfriend!
yyy: What is it?
Today all day in the kitchen...measured the paste, scratched,
hand made a slice, made a slice, prepared all this, squeezed with crop and pepper...
YYY: Well and CHO?
XXX: And this fucker is stuck out of work. I looked at the plate and grit, like I am so sick, all day at home, and for dinner wide...

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №15292
 20.03.2009
Pump: a blonde in white boots and shiny stretching trousers, on the stairs of a dermatovenerological clinic, with a paper in her hands, cries into the phone:
Positively, that means it’s okay, right?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №15291
 20.03.2009
Yesterday my husband told me about his colleague!
She goes to work across the bridge, and there is an accident! She became interested,
He walks quietly, opens his mouth, looks
He stood in front of her, with his back to her.
HHH: Well, she quietly put it on her cap and put it on!
I think it’s good 😉))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
He, naturally, was almost overwhelmed by such greed and surprise!
Let Matt cover her!
She came out, sorry, her eyes are round!
Well 😉))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
The drivers of passing cars, stopped, came out and applauded standing!
WOW: aaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №15290
 20.03.2009
Human capabilities are limited by laws and expanded by bribery.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №15289
 20.03.2009


More about doctors (continuing to stories from 16.03).

History of 4.
Meet an elderly patient.
How long have you been tied to bed? I ask her.
She replied embarrassedly. Not once since my death.
and husband. For 20 years...

History of 5.
The morning walk. I approach one of the patients, I am interested in him.
I feel well, I see on his bowl a bowl with empty plates and
I asked him how he liked breakfast.
Breakfast is nothing. Only Kentucky jelly is disgusting. I could not
Eat more than two cups.
Kentucky jelly was something new in the menu of our dining room.
Can I see? I asked for.
He stretched out his hand and pulled out the package. KY Jelly.
(The P.S. It is a brand of lubricant used during sexual intercourse.

History of 6.
With pain in the stomach, a young girl, punk, went to the hospital. All in
Tattoos and piercings, and with painted and upward hair. has her
He diagnosed appendicitis and was immediately sent for surgery.
When the nurse was preparing her for the operation, she saw that her hair was on her skull.
The punk was painted in green and was tattooed above the lob.
The inscription “Do not walk on the grass.”
After the operation, the nurse left a note on her cover table:
“I am sorry. The grass had to be cut.”

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №15288
 20.03.2009
The Odessa Court. The men beat the goats. From the 2nd floor window:
Bring your mother kefir.
Stop me, I am busy.
Oh I cannot! Sarah from the 3rd floor you found time to bring a tripper.
Kefir is busy.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15287
 20.03.2009
Two people lie in bed.
She whispered, “Are you sleeping?”
He is: Ugo, I sleep...
Half an hour passed.
She: Are you sleeping?
He is: Ugo, I sleep.
Another half hour passes.
She: Are you sleeping?
Fuck, I said I’m sleeping.! to
She: Sorry, okay, sleep... let’s talk about it in the morning.
He: No, what did you want? Speak to
She: Who are you?

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №15286
 20.03.2009
B1gBe@rrr: What are you doing?
BoySKAut: I sit and cuddle
B1gBe@rrr: aaah, well know what hindered me...

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №15285
 20.03.2009
I watched a women’s magazine today.
The article is titled: "Run into his closet!"
Next should go "Getting Puzzles", I think.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №15284
 20.03.2009
On the march I understood why in the USSR there was a deficit of everything - days ago I learned that we at home still use the foil made in the Union before its collapse O_o

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №15283
 20.03.2009
The idiots! The sex of the child is determined by the chromosomes of the father. The temperature of the environment determines the sex of the crocodile.

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