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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №15316
 21.03.2009
Go all off with your Cynthia and Junior!! to

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №15315
 21.03.2009
At work, they were deprived of a prize for doing everything.
The boss comes and says:
Have you installed a computer this month?
I replied that I had fixed it a month ago.
She said I don’t have any work this month, and they don’t need an admin at all.
From next month I will start working so that everyone will break the day so in three.

[ + 74 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №15314
 21.03.2009
Yopt, just for the sake of curiosity I will ask - people, you too during all the study in school and then in the universe all the teachers in one voice claimed that you are the worst course / stream / parallel in the history of the institute / universe / school? Are they specifically, or is our stream really the stupidest? and :(

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №15313
 21.03.2009
New action - read the article on the Czech Wikipedia and call out the demon!

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15312
 21.03.2009
Lex Liner (15:30:27 18/03/2009)
A vigilant coma (coma vigile) is a state of complete indifference and indifference of the patient to everything around him and himself with a persistent autopsychic, in some cases, and allopsychic orientation.

Lex Liner (15:30:29 18/03/2009)
Here is

Lex Liner (15:30:43 18/03/2009)
Medically Formulated Phuism

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №15311
 21.03.2009
I go to the subway next to a 30-year-old man and he has a daughter aged 5-6. All the way he gets various questions and the most juicy came to the station when it was quiet.

I know what you and my mom will give me for my birthday.
P – and what?(with complete indifference in the voice)
D- I heard you tell my mom yesterday that when I fall asleep you’ll lick a bitch.
P- We’ll give you a cat.

The car fell...

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №15310
 21.03.2009
XXX is
That happened yesterday?

YYYY
The police took him straight with a package in their hands.

XXX is
How did he wise?

YYYY
Do not fall the bleak electricity.

YYYY
The car we found a place "non-combustible" and as it happened here the state building was controlled and hanged with cameras.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №15309
 21.03.2009
I developed a complex of inferiority, I am now ashamed to call the service of those. The Sunderland.and ((

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №15308
 21.03.2009
X: Why are you so evil?
Yyy: No more fuck ever to meet with gynecologists.
XX: Is it about the smoke?
YYYYYYYYYYYYY You imagine it. We had sex yesterday.
YYY : Imagine it. A romantic moment. His hand slips on my stomach below... below...
YYY: And suddenly this slug gives out: "Mmm... What an abundant spotting of the transudate you have"!
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №15307
 21.03.2009
She: Jay, I have a problem.
She: I have two strips.
He is: o o o o o o o o
I need four.
She: Don’t you know what step at the barracks should be?

Labs in Physics

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №15306
 21.03.2009
Thanks to Darwin, every monkey has a moral right to be proud.
of humanity.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №15305
 21.03.2009
http://rigor00.livejournal.com/79905.html

The preface. You know how a cat rattles onto another cat.
Before the fight?
The history. The Route. It is funny...
The girl has a cell phone. The sound of a cats song.
WOW WOW!!! So loud, not childish. And the cat tries, pulls out.
Finally, the girl takes the phone:
Yes the cat?
The entire route went to bed.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №15304
 21.03.2009
In general, most food poisoning begins with the words:
“Would he be in the refrigerator?”
by anekdoton.ru

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №15303
 21.03.2009
A man with a sophisticated taste looking for a girl 92.34 x 61.71 x 93.45. Not a boring.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №15302
 21.03.2009
I was looking for a video of a Japanese band on YouTube.Finally, after a long search, I found...I look at the comments: the first 5 - obviously reviews on the video, it's obvious, that in Japanese..
The last comment made me feel proud of my homeland:
"And I’ve written here, and you don’t understand Nifga either! andquot;
The mood of the author's comment at the time of writing, I was transmitted instantly...

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