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[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №16057
 21.04.2009
Aleksandrit: ppc, they released a battery charger that works on batteries...

[ + 83 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16056
 21.04.2009
It is a pity that the average rune user knows who Pavel Durov is, but does not know who Egor Minin is.

It’s a pity that the average runnet user doesn’t know about four ambitious people who were jailed for a year and fined $1 million each. Just because they did a good deed and went against the system.

It’s a pity that the average runnet user knows who Bill Gates is, but knows almost nothing about Linus Torvalds.

It is a pity that the average user of the rulet is now forgetting this quote :(

P.S The average user of the rulet - enough, fool, dumb and be indifferent!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №16055
 21.04.2009
He worked in a children's camp. A pump for pumping balls broke. With the ball I go to the neighboring camp. There I meet a girl pioneer (D). The further dialogue:
Let the ball play!
I am untouched.
D – So go on!
I am the pump of your body, and it is not.
D. So he left the city.
I will wait...
Let the ball play!
The whole dialogue is repeated. I was waiting for F. The dialogue:
What if my kids didn’t play the ball?
I - so he was not pumped!
F would be like that!
I was not like you!! to
F - I went to the city!
I was waiting for you!!! to
F - Well, while they were waiting, I would let you play!
...and the camp of these idiots was called "Russia"...

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №16054
 21.04.2009
...
The main energy carrier in the VTSP is the Couper's pairs, which are pairs of electrons with different spins connected to each other by gluons.
...
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I mean, I just don’t believe it. Electrons interacting through gluons are something new. This is either the Nobel Prize or the 6th Chamber. Fake is shorter. I guess it won’t get to the main.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №16053
 21.04.2009
XXX, I didn’t expect that.
Who didn't turn off the microphone there, I hz, but the show was pleased from the beginning
In the beginning was the word. The word was God. And God said
xxx are you out? You fuck the puppets!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №16052
 21.04.2009
When you laugh at death, don’t die laughing.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №16051
 21.04.2009
I grew up in a town where there was a large military part, here among those
I heard this story from the military. I don’t know the years, but it was in times.
Deployment of Soviet troops in Germany. A few brains
Officers of our brave army after service went to a German pub.
I don’t know how much I drank, but I’m up here.
German, approaches the bar stand, takes a hammer in his hands and beats the bar.
A metal gong hanging there. The public started
Applaud and drink for the health of this man. Our own languages are not
They liked the general attention and respect, and
Thro the evening, each of them considered it his duty to strike at least once.
In the gong, the Germans shouted "Gut Russiš bravo" and so on. At the end, when
They were going to leave, they brought a very long bill, it turned out that
At every blow of the gong, they ate the whole bar. Money is not such.
Under the threat of calling the police, someone ran to borrow some money.
Others were waiting in the pub. After that, they did not go into the pub anymore.
The whole part knew that the gong could not be beaten anyway.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №16050
 21.04.2009
I need an effective remedy for weight loss.
There is no problem. I will give you coal.
In powders or in pills?
In the bags. The wagons will be unloaded.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №16049
 21.04.2009
Men, I found a way to find a pair of socks! We lay down the washed masses of socks on a hangover, take a flash camera, take a photo - on the flash photo you will immediately see the same socks in color! (Those that the old shine blue, the new are absolutely black) Try.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №16048
 21.04.2009
The acquaintance was stopped by gauges for excess when he was driving from Kislovodsk home to Volgograd. He stands, justifies - type, guys, well understand, tomorrow to work at 9 p.m., and to drive another 700 kilometers, the car is killed, I press out what I can (and he has the oldest couple with a wonderful number of HER)... Well, the truckman asked him about the car, he felt, and then without a pause asks the question: - Well, at least one hundred can you give??? Chel on the machine answers: Well, if only from the mountain...
The geec raged like a horse, gave his documents and let go, approached his own and all began to bend together.. And to the driver only after 10 minutes came that he asked for money from him )))))))))))))

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №16047
 21.04.2009
Sunday and Sunday (17:55:19 15/04/2009)
I found a historical document, my final, graduate work on Oblomov at the end of the 11th grade)) the last of only two paragraphs is as follows:
I would not take Oblomov to bite, but he loved to eat, like a real salty Russian man. He had a taste. He had a good taste. He was a gurman. He loved meat, and he didn’t like meat either. I like the quality of it, because I like to eat it myself. And wine he loved to drink, and quasa. I loved smelling tobacco. He had a tobacco shop, and when he was a guest, Oblomov licked the cover of the tobacco shop with the tip of his tongue, and stretching the guest as usual said: "Listen." But he didn’t just have a tobacco. He still had a dress. Oblomov loved the dress and everywhere in it one and went. I walked and smelled tobacco. And meat eaten. And so all day.
The Refrigerator (17:58:10 15/04/2009)
and ROFL
The Refrigerator (17:58:22 15/04/2009)
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
Monday and Sunday (17:58:34 15/04/2009)
I killed the puppy first.
Sunday and Sunday (17:58:47 15/04/2009)
Exam and Exam)
The Refrigerator (18:01:47 15/04/2009)
:D
The Refrigerator (18:01:51 15/04/2009)
Yippidy yi yi yippity yay
The refrigerator (18:01:53 15/04/2009)
) ) )

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №16046
 21.04.2009
With unusual spam. The only time in the aska knocked a spammer with such words:
"Go through the link "..." and see how the horse fuels her with all the proletarian hatred"...
>_<
She has stayed [...]

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №16045
 21.04.2009
d1gger17 (13:55:19 18/04/2009)
Shadow of Destiny - Shadow of Destiny

d1gger17 (13:55:22 18/04/2009)
Asked him

d1gger17 (13:55:30 18/04/2009)
"Will Brunswick capture the world?"

d1gger17 (13:55:44 18/04/2009)
The answer is "Yes, comrade commander!"

d1gger17 (13:56:02 18/04/2009)
I feel like the main browner.

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